Opium-eating wallabies get high, make crop circles

AtlanticP · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:28

Wallabies are getting "as high as a kite" on opium in Australian poppy fields and flattening crops as they hop round in circles, according to a report.

The marsupials, which look like small kangaroos, have been getting into medical opium crops in the southern island state of Tasmania and chewing on the plant's intoxicating heads, state officials said.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," state attorney-general Lara Giddings told a parliamentary estimates hearing.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090625/tod-opium-eating-wallabies-get-high-make-37b0eca.html

LMAO

J86 · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:33

ohlol

GravyMonster · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:37

Happens in this country, just replace wallabies with students.

mattyprice4004 · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:38

Pearoast!

Greenlizard0 · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:43

Hopping mad!

Missing.String · 1 Jul 2009 at 14:44

That is awesome.

manic111 · 1 Jul 2009 at 15:23

If you wallaby my lover...

Sorry.

pingwing · 1 Jul 2009 at 16:21

Some one should video this...

nex20 · 1 Jul 2009 at 16:50

Spunkey said:
Happens in this country, just replace wallabies with students.

Amen. You just described my weekend

Messiah Khan · 1 Jul 2009 at 17:10

Lol. I want to see a video or pic of them making crop circles though!

Phobia_mp3 · 1 Jul 2009 at 17:42

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles"

I laughed