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After the dog in a suitcase thread It got me wondering you always get urban myths on the forums so what are peoples favourites

Mine normally involves a woman (although it can be a man) a python (altho some say boa) and a bed

And goes vaguely like this

My friends brothers cat mate know a woman who kept a snake a python a big one too one night it escaped and she woke up with it on the bed next to her. After a couple a seconds she released it kept straightening itself out next to her going still and then relaxing and doing it again. So the next day she to it o a vets and he said it was normal behaviour it was just measuring her too see if it could eat her she got rid of it the next day


So anyone know any other good urban myths
 
My friends friend had a baby and when he was about 15 somebody in town started asking where he was and asking if they'd seen him.

They weren't too sure what to make of this and one day he was at the shopping centre and the guy caught up with him. Turns out the guy was a machine from the future sent back to kill my friends friends child.

Probably an urban myth though.
 
lol whut ?

"urban myth" got to be the one about eating a burger from Maccy D's and getting aids in your mouth ?

Not that I eat at Maccy D's anyway.
 
Hah my wife's cousing told me that one about the python not long ago, I just dismissed it as the ramblings of a drunk man.
 
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The age old - I know someone who's mate got off his face on acid, went out and locked a goblin/downs syndrome kid that he found in the cupboard under the stairs.
 
The python one is prob true, lots of people have to get them put down because they start to see their owner as prey once they are the right size. They should send them to a zoo or at least find a shelter that takes reptiles and stuff, not the snakes fault its grown to its natural size and has no emotional attatchment to you.
 
Exploding abscess in a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.

Local nutter off his head on acid, hasn't been right since. (Probably the nicest guy in the world, everyone just too scared to approach him in case he tries to eat their arm)
 
Spend_day said:
After the dog in a suitcase thread It got me wondering you always get urban myths on the forums so what are peoples favourites

Mine normally involves a woman (although it can be a man) a python (altho some say boa) and a bed

And goes vaguely like this

My friends brothers cat mate know a woman who kept a snake a python a big one too one night it escaped and she woke up with it on the bed next to her. After a couple a seconds she released it kept straightening itself out next to her going still and then relaxing and doing it again. So the next day she to it o a vets and he said it was normal behaviour it was just measuring her too see if it could eat her she got rid of it the next day


So anyone know any other good urban myths
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I was thinking she was cute. LoL, anyway that is freaky.
 
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