Why do female tennis players grunt?

Anna

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Your all getting a little excited by the thought of female tennis players, so I will cool it down with two words -

Amelie Mauresmo

I swear she must have been a bloke before.
 
They grunt to keep men entertained and thinking of something else whilst they are watching "tennis" being played.

(Womens tennis is beyond pap, it's on par with womens football. Looks like football at a distance, could be football. But, just, no.)
 
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Men who give so much leway to women just because they're pretty and fit are the cause of why they generally are so much more stupid than the rest of their half population half.
 
A loud grunt as a ball is served down the court has almost become as part of the Wimbledon fabric as strawberries and cream.

But that could all be about to change as tennis officials are considering a ban emitting too much noise.

As it stands players can have a point awarded against them if the umpire feels they have hindered an opponent.

However new proposals to make noise hindrance part of the International Tennis Federation's code of conduct, could mean grunters could potentially forfeit a whole game or match.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-officials-plan-crackdown-noisy-players.html
 
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