Horror and Teen slasher crap - Reccomend me some

[~Divine~Wind~]

Time off work and the missus likes these too.

what do you reccomend?

I will accept reccomendations due to the movie being a pile of steaming */***

 

[shifty_uk]

All the boys love Mandy Lane.

It's crap but if that's what you're into then give it a bash.

 

[rancid-a]

April Fools Day (remake) Not seen but apparently it's a goreless bore.
Prom Night (remake) seen, it's a goreless bore.
Hack looks awful - Film students on a field trip get mixed up in someones snuff movie.
Dark Ride teens spending the night in a Funhouse/Ghost train get diced by psycho. Awful.
Sawed. ugh.
Jigsaw

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Boy eats girl ~ a very poor attempt at comedy with zombies

 

[roadie]

I watched The Unborn recently. It was awful, so you'll probably like it!

 

[JUMPURS]

Scream and urban legends lol

 

[sorn21]

Unborn, Drag me to hell?

 

[Muban]

If you can find a copy somewhere 'Cutting Class' awful 80s teen horror flick with appauling effects. Starring none other than Brad Pitt, I think he was once quoted as saying it was the lowest point in his carreer

 

[NickK]

If you want some fun then Severence.

 

[Gustov]

The Wrong Turn / The Wrong Turn 2
I Know What You Did Last Summer / I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (Jennifer Love Hewitt )
Scream
Halloween
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Cabin Fever
The Faculty (highly recommended)

 

[semi-pro waster]

Cabin Fever

The rest aren't great but they're reasonable enough examples of the genre, this one is rubbish, no redeeming features at all unless you count seeing an ex-Power Ranger with her top off and really if that's all you're watching for then I'm sure you can find much explicit stuff on the internet.

Jeepers Creepers might be worth a watch but it's ultimately a disappointment, if you watch it up to the point where you see the monster for the first time and switch off then you'll probably enjoy it more.

Joy Ride/Road Kill also isn't terrible.

 

[Gustov]

Jeepers Creepers might be worth a watch but it's ultimately a disappointment, if you watch it up to the point where you see the monster for the first time and switch off then you'll probably enjoy it more.

So true

I think Cabin Fever is trash, but he said it was ok to list trash

 

[Bubo]

The Burning

 

[Frame352]

I saw the remake of My Bloody Valentine there recently... I'm sure it loses a lot of it's awesomeness when not in 3D though

 

[milkinc13]

House of Wax not a bad film remake from the 50's (i think) original, good point paris hilton getting metal spike through head

Jeepers Creapers 2 found this a lot better than 1st one.

good slasher films i liek are hostel pt's 1 & 2. ending of pt 2 is not nice

 

[DanH84]

the faculty, I know what you did last summer, scream. all good for a giggle.

 

[Morthoseth]

Eden Lake