The spider emailer is back

Nick1881 · 2 Jul 2009 at 21:49

The guy is a comedy genius.

Alex_6n2 · 2 Jul 2009 at 21:59

Jono8 said:
th gym one is so good.

"the middle one"

The bit before is the best by far.

"DON'T EMAIL ME AGAIN!!!"

"Ok"

LOL

Simple, yet so effective. I can imagine the rage in the gym blokes face as he reads it

arc@css · 3 Jul 2009 at 01:47

Really does put a big grin on my face.

MumboJumbo · 3 Jul 2009 at 02:02

wow i was having such an incredibly **** night till i read that. Thanks OP

Locky · 3 Jul 2009 at 08:27

rghjones said:
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

Oh man...

That was read out on Radio 1 a while back and very funny indeed.

DampCat · 3 Jul 2009 at 09:05

Anynoe got a link to a non-The Sun site? It's blocked here.

Janesy B · 3 Jul 2009 at 09:25

By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing.

Prophet · 3 Jul 2009 at 09:28

The last few lines are my fav'

--
DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN
--
Ok.
--
Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?
--
The middle one.
--

Genius!

Conscript · 3 Jul 2009 at 10:15

Janesy B said:

That was the best bit for me. I don't think I have ever laughed so incredibly hard at a single paragraph

Jono8 · 3 Jul 2009 at 10:19

Orange Peel said:
The last few lines are my fav'

--
DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN
--
Ok.
--
Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?
--
The middle one.
--

Genius!

best bit

Sudden · 3 Jul 2009 at 10:23

Anyone here on BE internet? I seem to be able to access the site fine at work, but it doesn't open at home?

MikeHunt79 · 3 Jul 2009 at 10:44

rghjones said:
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

Oh man...

Brilliant!

I love how people get so wound up and don't realise he's just taking the ****!

singist · 3 Jul 2009 at 11:14

Wish he'd write one in response to the TV licensing people; one that we could all copy and send.

Kerplunk · 3 Jul 2009 at 11:16

That was a proper lolfest!

The Mad Rapper · 3 Jul 2009 at 11:32

That is so funny

E61 Grouphead · 3 Jul 2009 at 11:46

The gym one is brilliant

Sukh · 3 Jul 2009 at 11:51

Sudden said:
Anyone here on BE internet? I seem to be able to access the site fine at work, but it doesn't open at home?

On be* and it works fine?