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DampCat · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:21

I agree with the Frenchman (*shudder*.. if my father could hear me now...)

JBuk · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:22

I remember getting caught in a nightclub staring at a girls amazing boobs by her friend, she gave me an evil glare and to save myself I said "nice necklace", the girl wasn't wearing one though

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:22

I wasn't (ok maybe slightly pervy) - they were magnificent and bouncing ever so slightly with the train's vibrations. As I said I was caught, but I came clean and told her she made the train ride so much more pleasant for me and something along the lines of her being stunning - she left the train with a smile on her face.

DampCat - you've changed for the better, and long may it continue!

MumboJumbo · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:22

my summer was ruined by a whale who had a really light skirt on that blew up and was wearing a thong and quite frankly that was the most hideous display of celulite ive ever seen. I was walking right behind as well :'(

Knubje · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:25

Freefaller said:
I wasn't (ok maybe slightly pervy) - they were magnificent and bouncing ever so slightly with the train's vibrations. As I said I was caught, but I came clean and told her she made the train ride so much more pleasant for me and something along the lines of her being stunning - she left the train with a smile on her face.

DampCat - you've changed for the better, and long may it continue!

I bet the only reason you got away with it is because you have a French accent. Thats cheating tbfh!

mrk · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:27

Freefaller said:
I wasn't (ok maybe slightly pervy) - they were magnificent and bouncing ever so slightly with the train's vibrations. As I said I was caught, but I came clean and told her she made the train ride so much more pleasant for me and something along the lines of her being stunning - she left the train with a smile on her face.

DampCat - you've changed for the better, and long may it continue!

I know what you mean, and I bet 90% of the other blokes all over do too but of course trying to explain to a girl that it's not perving is *usually* another mission altogether

Yas786 · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:28

Freefaller said:
I wasn't (ok maybe slightly pervy) - they were magnificent and bouncing ever so slightly with the train's vibrations. As I said I was caught, but I came clean and told her she made the train ride so much more pleasant for me and something along the lines of her being stunning - she left the train with a smile on her face.

DampCat - you've changed for the better, and long may it continue!

Good save there Frenchie

Yamahahahahaha · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:31

If they're dressed like that, they want you to look. End of.

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:33

mrk said:
Girls are like square roots, if they're under 16 just do them in your head

I can't do the square root of 2 in my head, or 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 or 15.

So they're not like square roots at all.

How about; "Girls aren't like square roots at all, but don't screw any under the age of 16 unless you like having a 2 foot wide chocolate starfish".

Less catchy, but more accurate.

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:33

Well what can I say? I'm a schmoooove operator

(I wish!).

Unfortunately I don't have a French accent, however thanks for the tip, I shall be sure to throw in some panty dropping French charm next time

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:35

Mr^B said:
I can't do the square root of 2 in my head, or 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 or 15.

So they're not like square roots at all.

How about; "Girls aren't like square roots at all, but don't screw any under the age of 16 unless you like having a 2 foot wide chocolate starfish".

Less catchy, but more accurate.

His expression was funny, yours well... not so much

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:40

I guess it's funny if you haven't got a basic grasp of mathematics.

Knubje · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:47

Mr^B said:
I guess it's funny if you haven't got a basic grasp of mathematics.

No it's just funny to people who don't over analyse everything and take it so seriously thinking they are superior because they "know" about maths.

Freefaller said:
Unfortunately I don't have a French accent

What sort of poor excuse for a french person are you then? Or am I mis-informed (probably the case). I always imagined you to sound like Rene out of 'Ello 'Ello or something

Freefaller · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:56

Mr^B said:
I guess it's funny if you haven't got a basic grasp of mathematics.

No you're being boring, pedantic and anal and making a fun thread boring. So kindly stop.

Knubje said:
What sort of poor excuse for a french person are you then? Or did I am I mis-informed (probably the case). I always imagined you to sound like Rene out of 'Ello 'Ello or something

LOL! I do do a very good Rene expression

I sound more like James Bond - however I have a flawless Froggy accent (obviously and necessarily!) should I need to look foreign and ignorant

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 15:57

No it's just funny to people who don't over analyse everything and take it so seriously thinking they are superior because they "know" about maths.

OK, so it's funny to people who haven't done GCSE maths, that's fine. Glad we cleared that up!

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:00

Freefaller said:
No you're being boring, pedantic and anal and making a fun thread boring. So kindly stop.

OK, I'll go out and stare at some women's breasts, make up some random excuse why I didn't have the cajones to ask them out for a drink, and report back shall I?

What larks!

MumboJumbo · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:04

Mr^B said:
OK, so it's funny to people who haven't done GCSE maths, that's fine. Glad we cleared that up!

i do further maths A level and going to do maths at uni... i still didn't laugh (at your joke, but i did at the other guys). :edited to make more clearer:

Mr^B said:
OK, I'll go out and stare at some women's breasts, make up some random excuse why I didn't have the cajones to ask them out for a drink, and report back shall I?

What larks!

your making a fool of your self btw.

D.P. · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:04

stinamoo said:
I think you're on very shaky ground there legally

No. The law is quite clear. You can photography anyone in public whatever age they maybe. the only exceptions apply to police etc.

D.P. · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:05

JBuk said:
The law is pretty vague about it, generally you can take photos of people but in some cases it could be deemed you're invading their privacy, it can also get more complicated if the photography is for commerical use

For commercial use it is also quite clear. You need a model relase. The exceptions are for journalism,

Mr^B · 3 Jul 2009 at 16:07

8igdave said:
i do further maths A level and going to do maths at uni... i still didn't laugh

erm, yes, that's the point - if you understand square roots, it's not funny.

8igdave said:
your making a fool of your self btw.

Not as much as you just did.