Who lets these kids online?

Caporegime
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Was bored so stuck FIFA09 on for a few ranked games.

As always, I'm pretty bad to start with then start to play as normal.

First game is me as Spurs v "Not_In_My_League" as Atletico Madrid.

So, it starts pretty terribly for me with his ST drawing my keeper out and causing him to grab at his feet giving a pen away which is converted.

I then brought the keeper out to clear a through ball which ended up in the back of the net soon after when he chipped me.

Then, at 40mins, I concede from a corner.

On 43mins, I get my act together and start passing it about and finally get a goal from Bent after playing some tidy 1-2s towards the box.


So, HT 3-1.

After the break, it's my kick off. I pass to Lennon then burst up the wing, pass inside to my Palacios then straight to Bent who was in the center of his defence on the edge of the box. I take a few paces forward and chip it over the keeper and into the back of the new.

3-2

A few more attacks from him are cut out every time with him not looking likely to score.

I then make a break on 76mins with passing around the box, back to wings etc until I get it to Keano inside the area, I then square it to Bent who slots it home.

3-3

Then, on the 89th minute, almost a carbon copy of the first goal only with Keane scoring, I make it 4-3 and he disconnects.


Seconds later, I get the message entitled "Pathetic" where he accuses me of handing the controller to someone else at half time and that "there was no way that was the same person playing". I just replied with "Keep telling yourself that" and carried on sad little ****s like this on my breasticles.


I had to share. :p
 
No write, 'well you were playing like ****, maybe you should have given your mum the controller' or something along those lines, perhaps a tad more refined :D
 
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It is incredibly pathetic though. If you have to rage quit, fine, but to then have the cheek to message your opposition and accuse or insult them is just 100% pathetic.

It's common on halo if you're in a team and the number 1 player to recieve a message "1v1 I'll own u." Always makes me laugh.
 
I hate Xbox live now, too many cocky little ****'s on it.

I remember when it first came out, it was awesome. A good selection of gamers who were most friendly. Now its full of every Tom, Dick, Harry and his cat.
 
i block straight after the game if they've quit. Unfortunately i would say most ppl quit if they are losing - silly coz they still get the loss.

But blocking is the way to go. :)
 
Thats the one thing about Fifa, and it may sound stupid you can score the same few easy goals nine times out of ten, chips when the keeper is hardly off his line, wide angle around the keeper in the box and perhaps the most annoying the pass to another player directly across the box where defenders ignore them completely and its almost impossible to miss.

Sure, it happens in football in real life so there isnt much you can do about it, but when someone who is perhaps blatantly better than you in the first place abuses those to win, FIFA rage kicks in, and happens quite often.
 
Not on console but last night I re-installed the PC version of CoD 4 after months of not playing it, was getting 2:1 ratio in a public game which is basic as everyone knows. Got accused of hacking. It's ridiculous really :p
 
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