Provide me with entertainment!

TommyTenToes · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:09

So, I'm hungover and have nothing to do for the rest of the evening. My girlfriend is working until 3am or so and just about everyone else I know in the city is away home for summer.

Any amazing ideas for entertainment? Noting that I only have awful mobile internet, my Xbox isn't back from getting fixed yet and I don't have enough money to hire a hooker.

Morba · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:09

Go see your friends?

You have friends right?

Dr.EM · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:10

How many times do you think you could spin around before you fall down? I'm going to say about 30, let us know!

TommyTenToes · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:13

Morba said:
Go see your friends?

You have friends right?

Go read my post?

You have the ability to read my post right?

Dr.EM said:
How many times do you think you could spin around before you fall down? I'm going to say about 30, let us know!

Far too hungover for spinning!

mike5678 · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:14

Top gear is on at 8.

JBuk · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:15

You could always entertain yourself by providing our entertainment

TommyTenToes · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:15

mike5678 said:
Top gear is on at 8.

Right, that's the 8-9 slot sorted. Until then can be filled by searching for food, so just 3 or 4 hours left to fill!

Fuzz · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:16

Pam and her five sisters is all you need.

pingwing · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:20

play something online, or watch the random religion thing on c4 (till top gear time)

loltim · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:23

paint your toenails to look like talons, and pick up mice with your feet!

/bill bailey

mjones1 · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:24

www.fukung.net

Glaucus · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:24

takeaway ice cold beer/cider and topgear. followed by a film.

I get around · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:26

Masturbate.
Write a childrens book.
Go see if you can persuade a stranger to buy you a pint (surprisingly easy in the right pub)
Go for a walk.

Gaygle · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:27

AcidHell2 said:
takeaway ice cold beer/cider and topgear. followed by a film.

That sounds like heaven.

randal · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:27

Put all your girlfriend's stuff up for sale on eBay, as she's out it's a perfect opportunity to take pics of it without her sniffing around.

Von Smallhausen · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:28

I always find the outtakes from Cannonball Run entertains.

As does a bit of Les.

Tom0 · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:28

Visit youtube and cry over Michael Jackson tribute videos.

TommyTenToes · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:28

pingwing said:
play something online, or watch the random religion thing on c4 (till top gear time)

Playing something online is out of the question, this internet is too slow...

Think I'm going to go for the takeaway option and see if I can find a decent film anywhere.

Rwac · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:29

Gaygle said:
That sounds like heaven.

This, but whatever you do, make sure you have the food before Top Gear starts!

JBuk · 5 Jul 2009 at 19:30

covertly set up a camcorder in your bedroom

dress up in the missus underwear and purposely "get caught"

post resulting aftermath/footage and link on ocuk