Life in prison for your wife. How did you let her leave the kitchen? She strayed incredibly far! I think you need to get your priorities in order to be honest.
I actually sniggered when this popped up on my touch and the wifey asked what was so funny - best not tell her really

Anyway - been in contact and exchanged details and they were quite chuiffed that someone decent actually exists, ah but it's still the exces down the pan - bang goes my beer money for the next month or so.....