Horrible smell outside

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bakes0310 said:
Omg ive just found out what the smell is:eek::(
I dont know whether to cry or laugh. Lets just say im best off not posting the answer cause it aint gonna be very popular:(

Whats the best way for me to get rid of the smell, we go a scented candle but i dont think thats enough.
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Whatever it is, very small parts of it are in your mouth and nose.
 
If he's just burned a cat or something then there is nothing you can do. The smell will hang for ages.
 
Every summer in Essex we get this wiff from the Netherlands as they muck farm land.. Wind brings it over the North Sea.. without the correct importation documentation I must add.

- A foul smell permeating London and parts of England over the past two days is due to farmers on the European continent spreading manure in their fields, forecasters and British farmers said Saturday.


Experts say the inescapable farmland smell permeating London will stick around for a couple of days.

The agricultural odor is inescapable in central London and smells vaguely of farmland or even garbage.

Forecasters said a stiff breeze from the east is carrying the smell across the North Sea from Belgium, the Netherlands and even Germany. They said the smell is likely to hang around through the weekend as the easterly wind continues.

"You can't say it's going to smell for two days, but the wind is coming in from the same direction," said Chris Almond, a forecaster with the Met Office, Britain's weather service.

"It's not really until Monday, Tuesday that we'll see a change in the wind direction, with a more marked improvement in air quality."

He said the smell had probably been stagnating in those countries for a few days, resulting in a more pungent aroma once the winds brought it to England.

The National Farmers' Union blamed the smell on the muck-spreading by Dutch farmers, who it said are banned from the practice in the winter and are now spreading it "en masse."

Although the smell may be unusual, the phenomenon of European air spilling its contents over England is not, forecasters have said.

"We quite often get pollution in the form of haze coming over when we've got these winds from [an] easterly direction, particularly when the winds are coming off the near-continent," he said.

Almond said the smell is in much of central and eastern England, and has reached as far west as Devon, on the southwestern tip of England, where his office is located.

London newspapers reported the smell on their front pages Friday afternoon, with one paper branding it "Le Stink."

The farmers' union used the odor to make its case against a similar winter ban proposed on muck-spreading in Britain.


"This is what happens when farmers are forced to empty their slurry store all in one go at the same time instead of being able to apply it little and often during the winter," spokesman Anthony Gibson said.

"While we are obviously very sorry for any unpleasantness caused to people living in the South East, we are grateful to the Dutch farmers for laying on such a pungent demonstration of what could happen every spring here in the UK if the government presses ahead with its ill-conceived proposal to implement a blanket ban on winter slurry spreading across most or all of the country
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Basically his dog died on sunday it was a black labadour (bad spelling i know) and he didnt dig it a deep enough hole. I can see two legs sticking up from the ground and hes had the bonfire a bit close, so its cooking the dog.
 
Admiral Huddy said:
Every summer in Essex we get this wiff from the Netherlands as they muck farm land.. Wind brings it over the North Sea.. without the correct importation documentation I must add.
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Mate, That is knicker cleaning season & local Essex girls crossing there legs.
 
bakes0310 said:
Basically his dog died on sunday it was a black labadour (bad spelling i know) and he didnt dig it a deep enough hole. I can see two legs sticking up from the ground and hes had the bonfire a bit close, so its cooking the dog.
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ah ha ha ha ha ha! :o:D

Invite some Vietnamese people round for a free lunch.
 
bakes0310 said:
Basically his dog died on sunday it was a black labadour (bad spelling i know) and he didnt dig it a deep enough hole. I can see two legs sticking up from the ground and hes had the bonfire a bit close, so its cooking the dog.
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Flaming zombie dog. Awesome.
 
No, he can't of burnt his dead pet, that would be just wrong, he should have paid his Vet a couple of hundred quid to have it put in a wooden box and done a proper service and all that, anything less is just cruel.
 
bakes0310 said:
Basically his dog died on sunday it was a black labadour (bad spelling i know) and he didnt dig it a deep enough hole. I can see two legs sticking up from the ground and hes had the bonfire a bit close, so its cooking the dog.
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SMMMMMOOOOOOKKKKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG. :p:p:p


This is Not funny, OK !!! :mad:
 
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