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Well, just been on the phone to a chap and he asked me, "Can you please stop putting on that awful Scottish accent?"

What, ok I will speak welsh my other native accent.

One of my mates works for one of the Gay channels at my work, no mater race back ground sexuality, you can be put on the Gay TV customer services, he was asked by an old man "If you cannot supply me with the sex line on your program can you just talk dirt to me instead?"

We get some right screamers in here, makes the day more interesting,

What's the best you have ever had?
 
Wait what?

So you work for a gay channel?

And you get people phoning up asking rubbish things and giving rubbish responses?

I don't understand!

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Ohhhh, so you work on a gay sex line?

Dude :/
 
Wait what?

So you work for a gay channel?

And you get people phoning up asking rubbish things and giving rubbish responses?

I don't understand!

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Ohhhh, so you work on a gay sex line?

Dude :/

I think he works for a porn channel's telephone customer service ?
 
This sounds like you both work in a Sky call centre?

I'm not sure what you're trying to say in your third sentence.

I'm assuming you're Scottish? If so, what was your response to such a stupid comment?
 
I know someone who worked for Birds (the custard people) in their customer service department and they received a letter from a man who enclosed pornographic Polaroids of what he liked to do with custard, and asked that they should pass on his details to any other like minded people, should they also write in.
 
I know someone who worked for Birds (the custard people) in their customer service department and they received a letter from a man who enclosed pornographic Polaroids of what he liked to do with custard, and asked that they should pass on his details to any other like minded people, should they also write in.

Haha, classic!!
 
When I worked in Sky a guy wrote in addressed to one of the presenters that works on the sky betting thing, basically the guy said that he had found a foolproof way to win at roulette but he needed some start up money to get things rolling. That letter made my day.
 
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I dont get whats hard to understand in OP

He works for sky or something similar, And he's been asked to stop with the scottish accent, his natural accent which is kinda stupid and also you can be asked to work the gay channel customer service line at times also. and there's been some daft things said during their calls too.

Where's the difficulty?
 
So, you and your mate work in Gay TV's customer services dept.

And you sometimes get horny gays wanting to chat dirty with you because they cant get onto the live show?
 
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