What are you supposed to do with dead animals?

peterattheboro · 10 Jul 2009 at 09:57

The missus has rats which are going to die any day now. I've never had a pet die on me before so have no idea what to do with them.

I assume they should be taken to the vets to be thrown into their big recycling animal corpse machine?

Thanks.

antijoke · 10 Jul 2009 at 09:59

Flush them down the toilet.

Just bury them in your garden, failing that, see below post.

ScarySquirrel · 10 Jul 2009 at 09:59

Bury them somewhere.

I buried my hamster in a park because I didn't have a garden at the time.

Efour · 10 Jul 2009 at 09:59

back garden - little hole...

Got my old dog cremated cost a fortune - guess its all about how sentimental you are..

waso_dude · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:02

Bury them in a garden ofc!

Scuzi · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:02

Throw them out of the car window in the country somewhere, maybe over a hedge. It won't be long before they disappear.

uv · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:04

Put them in a suitcase, go to a train station, wait to get robbed.

Street · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:05

It is BBQ season..

~J~ · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:05

peterattheboro said:
The missus has rats which are going to die any day now.

Thanks.

This almost sounds like premeditated murder!!!

Yas786 · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:05

Eat them

...BBQ them and enjoy

Neoni · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:08

give them to the next door neighbors children to play with, children love cuddly toys.`

peterattheboro · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:12

~J~ said:
This almost sounds like premeditated murder!!!

I'm tempted cos at the moment they are in the dining room as we don't use that room. As soon as they are dead and the smell goes away i'm moving my PC/Stereo etc into that room and i'm claiming it as my games room

(Sorry errrrr office if the missus reads this...)

Neoni said:
give them to the next door neighbors children to play with, children love cuddly toys.`

That would be awesome as she's a child minder

VFR_KID · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:14

Street said:
It is BBQ season..

Damn beaten to it.

bitslice · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:14

pop them through the letterbox of chavs you don't like,
share the love

_dogma_ · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:18

peterattheboro said:
I'm tempted cos at the moment they are in the dining room as we don't use that room. As soon as they are dead and the smell goes away i'm moving my PC/Stereo etc into that room and i'm claiming it as my games room (Sorry errrrr office if the missus reads this...)

Weird, my bf keeps telling me the same thing about my rat room!

Just bury them in the garden and put a heavy stone on top to stop cats digging them up. It's what we always do in his mums garden, though, I think she's now running out of space!

digipeep · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:19

Garlic, a pinch of salt, oven at 230 degrees, job done.

Fenris · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:21

Live near any ******?

Burlsey · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:26

Stick it in the bin?

doddsy105 · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:28

stick them under the rug, some fabreeze. Jobs a good-en

Musty Pie · 10 Jul 2009 at 10:31

My girlfriend has/had pet rats/rat and one of them died the other week. She was pretty upset [/understatement]

She held her own little memorial in the back garden of her house and buried it by her pond. She painted a stone with her younger sister as a makeshift gravestone.

shes 22 for gods sake .... So I slapped her a little bit and told her to get a grip.