Soldato
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A man and a woman are in bed together, and things are hotting up nicely. Suddenly, next door's dog starts barking, over and over again.
The woman tells the man that it's putting her off, so the man gets up, looks out the bedroom window to see the dog sitting, making an almighty racket, barking at nothing.
The man suddenly dashes out of the bedroom door without warning, and is gone for over an hour.
He then returns back to the bedroom, and climbs back into bed with the woman. She asks "What exactly were you doing, the dog is still barking and howling!"
The man replies "I moved the dog into our garden, to see how they like it!"
The woman tells the man that it's putting her off, so the man gets up, looks out the bedroom window to see the dog sitting, making an almighty racket, barking at nothing.
The man suddenly dashes out of the bedroom door without warning, and is gone for over an hour.
He then returns back to the bedroom, and climbs back into bed with the woman. She asks "What exactly were you doing, the dog is still barking and howling!"
The man replies "I moved the dog into our garden, to see how they like it!"
