Swimming pool got me TEEN PREGNANT

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:18

simulatorman said:
I wouldn’t go quite that far.

I dunno, I think magick is more credible than this one.

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:20

Tefal said:
I dunno, I think magick is more credible than this one.

as a relative newcomer, Who is Magick? can I assume some troll breed? :confused:

Doctor_Zhivago · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:21

semi-pro waster said:
The reason I ask what your basis is to be the arbiter of who and what is or is not Christian is that lots of people claim that they are Christian, many of them believe that they've got the 'right' and sometimes only possible version of Christianity - what makes yours right?

The Bible backs up everything I say with no need of twisting words or hidden meanings.

Leviticus 18:22
'Do not have sex with a man as you would with a woman. It is an abomination.'

1 Corinthians 7:9
But if they cannot exercise their self-control, let them marry

Clearly shows that gay sex is an abomination and a sin because gays can't marry. So a priest roggering a little boy is clearly not a Christian, even more so as priests should know the Bible by heart and should be setting examples not abominations.

Cosimo · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:23

Tefal said:
I dunno, I think magick is more credible than this one.

I have to agree, we still need more time to consider this one for a title.

CliffyBiro · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:23

We discussed this on another forum with the main points being:

Maybe there was a line of wealthy business men fapping into the pool
Where was the dad?
Won't somebody think of the children?!
She loved it.

Meanwhile, on OcUK, it's Bibletime!

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:24

mac1st3 said:
as a relative newcomer, Who is Magick? can I assume some troll breed?

Not a troll, but the resident conspiracy theorist.

think Mulder on acid.

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:25

Tefal said:
Not a troll, but the resident conspiracy theorist.

think Mulder on acid.

ahh fair enough

well in this case then that's not fair, Mulder was at least charismatic

Cosimo · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:26

Doctor_Zhivago said:
Leviticus 18:22
'Do not have sex with a man as you would with a woman. It is an abomination.'

General Discusus 22:66

'Do not have sex in an Egyptian pool'

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:27

skippi90 said:
We discussed this on another forum with the main points being:

Maybe there was a line of wealthy business men fapping into the pool
Where was the dad?
Won't somebody think of the children?!
She loved it.

Meanwhile, on OcUK, it's Bibletime!

Or it was all at once, she loved her dad with a load of businessmen thinking of children!

CliffyBiro · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:28

simulatorman said:
General Discusus 22:66

'Do not have sex in an Eygpitian pool'

There's a reason behind the phrase "Walk like an Egyptian"

Mr-White · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:28

ElliorR said:
My logic is thus.

Lets say there was a person, some 2000 years ago, who gave birth to a child who people decided they'd believe to be the messiah. To make this appear even better someone decided to spread the rumour that his mother was not knocked up via the usual way but in a divine intervention by this "god". Now the reallity was she liked to get funky with Joe and got knocked up the traditional way which involves sperm.

So the original "immaculate conception" was no different to this "immaculate conception". She got a good old roggering.

So basically you're saying Mary is a lying whore ?

MW

Morba · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:29

Doctor_Zhivago said:
The Bible backs up everything I say with no need of twisting words or hidden meanings.

Leviticus 18:22
'Do not have sex with a man as you would with a woman. It is an abomination.'
.

I dunno, i think that says gay sex is ok.

You cant have sex with a man like you would a woman because men have no vagina.
Gay is OK it seems. good work story telling people.

Doctor_Zhivago · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:29

simulatorman said:
General Discusus 22:66

'Do not have sex in an Egyptian pool'

Right as Eygpt is near black countries and you could get the AIDS

Cosimo · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:29

skippi90 said:
There's a reason behind the phrase "Walk like an Egyptian"

... and swim like an Egyptian.

Doctor_Zhivago · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:30

Morba said:
I dunno, i think that says gay sex is ok.

You cant have sex with a man like you would a woman because men have no vagina.
Gay is OK it seems. good work story telling people.

Thai Lady boys have vaginas, as many lefties have found out

lumpeh · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:30

Doc is the reason i can't stand religion, keep it up.

CliffyBiro · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:30

Mr-White said:
So basically you're saying Mary is a lying whore ?

MW

Prove otherwise.

Not saying I don't believe, quite the opposite, but this is a subject where it is impossible for one person to be proved correct.

eXor · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:30

Mr-White said:
So basically you're saying Mary is a lying whore ?

Is? Know something we don't?

Missing.String · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:31

Morba said:
I dunno, i think that says gay sex is ok.

You cant have sex with a man like you would a woman because men have no vagina.
Gay is OK it seems. good work story telling people.

Haha, I think you win there.

CliffyBiro · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:31

eXor said:
Is? Know something we don't?

LOL

She's tied up in the boot.