Swimming pool got me TEEN PREGNANT

Morba · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:32

Doctor_Zhivago said:
Thai Lady boys have vaginas, as many lefties have found out

And the survey says..... X

Bible - Gay is OK

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:34

Morba said:
I dunno, i think that says gay sex is ok.

You cant have sex with a man like you would a woman because men have no vagina.
Gay is OK it seems. good work story telling people.

Game, set and match!

Doctor_Zhivago said:
Right as Eygpt is near black countries and you could get the AIDS

Why is every other post of your bashing black people :/

despotofmidnor · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:35

Justin said:
I'd be more worried about why there was sperm in the pool in the first place.

Its called diving for pearls...wat?!

skippi90 said:
Now THAT's what we mean by a Gene Pool.

Ugh, this actually made me laugh.

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:37

Morba said:
I dunno, i think that says gay sex is ok.

You cant have sex with a man like you would a woman because men have no vagina.
Gay is OK it seems. good work story telling people.

make your own hole

Doctor_Zhivago · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:39

mac1st3 said:
make your own hole

I'm sure Moba has done that a few times

Morba · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:40

Doctor_Zhivago said:
I'm sure Moba has done that a few times

Ouch!

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:41

Tefal said:
Game, set and match!

Why is every other post of your bashing black people :/

black, gay or aids, that's the usual response

brendy · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:41

There was a story in the Star...or the sun, I cant remember now but I remember reading it in class one time back around 16 years ago. Thje story was about a young teenage girl who got Keith Cheggars from her brother beating one off the toilet seat and never cleaned it up properly, proper filthy!

phonemonkey · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:42

HA HA HA, This is so far from possible it's amazing the mother has swallowed it.

The chances of a woman getting pregnant without ejaculation during penetrative sex is extremely unlikely.

And then theres the matter of cholorinated water to consider. From memory (I did a pool plant operators course in the UK, about 5 years ago) sperm is killed almost on contact with the water.

CliffyBiro · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:44

I love how they called it stray sperm. Call the dog catchers.

Get them to take away the daughter while they're at it.

Morba · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:45

phonemonkey said:
HA HA HA, This is so far from possible it's amazing the mother has swallowed it.

Hold on, i didnt read that in the article posted!!

;]

Mr-White · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:49

skippi90 said:
Prove otherwise.

Not saying I don't believe, quite the opposite, but this is a subject where it is impossible for one person to be proved correct.

Religions make it difficult due to the lack of any real evidence to disprove.

MW

Doohickey · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:03

Today from Doctor_Zhivago I have learned that gays, as a whole:

are like Freddie with the AIDS or pedos having sex with little boys

Thanks Doctor_Zhivago!

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:06

Doohickey said:
Today from Doctor_Zhivago I have learned that gays, as a whole:

Thanks Doctor_Zhivago!

what's with all the crazy Christians lately?

The other religions on the board seem normal, yet half the Christians seem complete nut jobs :/

Chimerical · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:09

Tefal said:
what's with all the crazy Christians lately?

The other religions on the board seem normal, yet half the Christians seem complete nut jobs :/

Arguably, they're not 'standard' Christians though, i.e. the other lot on SC were KJV or something.

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:10

Chimerical said:
Arguably, they're not 'standard' Christians though, i.e. the other lot on SC were KJV or something.

True, i suppose we don't get as many bizarre sects of Islam/Hinduism on the boards

Chimerical · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:14

Tefal said:
True, i suppose we don't get as many bizarre sects of Islam/Hinduism on the boards

I want Wahhabi Muslims (I think that's the correct term). Imagine the arguments with the evangelicals then...

ElliorR · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:15

People who quote the bible as a reason to be anti gay make me smile.

They are very selective about what they preach from the bible. For example the bible claims god is very pro slavery. The bible even states a man can sell his daughters into slavery.

Great moralistic book that bible.

Chimerical · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:16

ElliorR said:
People who quote the bible as a reason to be anti gay make me smile.

They are very selective about what they preach from the bible. For example the bible claims god is very pro slavery. The bible even states a man can sell his daughters into slavery.

Only from the Old Testament I would have thought?

mac1st3 · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:20

Tefal said:
True, i suppose we don't get as many bizarre sects of Islam/Hinduism on the boards

that's probably because they're all off building bombs or doing some equally racist terrorist stereotype \sarcasm