Death by Chocolate - Literally!

Ziggy · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:02

Ken said:
Fudging hell guys, the poor bloke's passed away, give him a time out.

neil3k · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:02

apparently his family have requested roses for his grave

shauncr91 · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:03

Ken said:
Fudging hell guys, the poor bloke's passed away, give him a time out.

Yer. His death is nothing to revel in.

asim18 · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:03

slambo69 said:
Dairy me, thats terrible to hear.

lol

Cybermyk · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:10

Lets keep this thread on Topic. It cant' be a Picnic for his relatives.

mac1st3 · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:17

shame, he was training for the next Marathon too :/

JBuk · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:17

Relatives have been told to bring along some fruit for dipping at his cremation

Ken · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:31

Don't think the wagon wheels of this bandwagon can sustain the milking from the OcUK camp any further.

Ricochet J · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:33

Ken said:
Don't think the wagon wheels of this bandwagon can sustain the milking from the OcUK camp any further.

Best one yet!

Mark A · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:34

I bet the Coroner lol'd when the wheeled in a 6' chocolate covered man in

.

Caged · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:34

Pho said:

Typical OcUK, blame the black guy :rolleyes:

CliffyBiro · 11 Jul 2009 at 23:53

Caged said:
Typical OcUK, blame the black guy

I think you'll find he's actually milk.

slambo69 · 12 Jul 2009 at 00:36

It seems after eight minutes he was freed, but he needed a bigger boost than that to survive.

Given the chocolate industry's terrible health and safety record, this type of thing was bounty happen sometime.

shauncr91 · 12 Jul 2009 at 00:38

Apparently two midgets risked their own lives trying to pull him from the chocolate.

They're being hailed as miniature heroes.

ironman · 12 Jul 2009 at 00:56

Wow that story is really kinder surprising. I imagine being hit by one of those curly wurly aero blades would have caused quite a crunchie sound. Moral of the story is don't have the ganja in the morning as it will cause you to have munchies before the lunch break.

gillywibble · 12 Jul 2009 at 11:24

KNiVES said:
Oompa-loompas have been bought in for questioning.

That really made me laugh

Darg · 12 Jul 2009 at 13:09

If I had to die anyway.. I guess drowning in chocolate isn't the worst way.

I wonder if it's possible to swim in melted chocolate..

Oh yea:

* Aero

* Bounty

* Cadbury Creme Egg

* Crunchie

* Coffee Crisp

* Crispy Crunch

* Crunchie

* Hershey Creamy Milk Chocolate

* Kit Kat

* Mars

* M & M's

* Reese's Peanut Butter Cup

* Rolo

* Smarties

* Snickers

* Twix

Sorry I forgot to include them in my sentence.

despotofmidnor · 12 Jul 2009 at 14:59

I wonder what will happen to the vat of chocolate?
Maybe the family will get it as compensation?
Hand out bars of 'dead relative chocolate' at the funeral.
One in every ten bars contains an ear/finger/toe and or other miscellaneous body part.

(thats right, i am that funny...

)

Tefal · 12 Jul 2009 at 15:02

despotofmidnor said:
I wonder what will happen to the vat of chocolate?
Maybe the family will get it as compensation?
Hand out bars of 'dead relative chocolate' at the funeral.
One in every ten bars contains an ear/finger/toe and or other miscellaneous body part.

(thats right, i am that funny... )

That's a baddie joke

mjones1 · 12 Jul 2009 at 16:37

this thread is full of so many great jokes.