Now if I were to do this in rush hour in front of two police and a hundred people...

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It's rush hour in Great Marlborough Street, Soho, and the traffic is gridlocked like normal. There are a hundred people on the surrounding pavement and they're all staring at the police because:
a) they rarely see police in Soho
b) they've never seen mounted police in Soho
c) they're impressed by the massive size of the horse's...bladder

The police didn't give a ****, yet if I were to do that - what would have happened?

It just kept going on and on and the road got wetter and wetter! The guy in the taxi about a metre behind looked pretty exasperated! I can't emphasise the amount of people who were watching this! :D
EDIT: I don't hate the police - I thought it was funny. I just ran a private fanatasy number on the tube home where I wondered what would happen if I were to do this, instead of el caballo :)
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OrphanBoy said:
The police didn't give a ****, yet if I were to do that - what would have happened?
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I know it is really popular to have a go at the police but as far as I am aware if you were riding a horse and it did that, they wouldn't do anything to you, horses generally tend to go when they need to.
 
And how exactly would they stop a horse - an animal that isn't aware of our unwritten social laws - from piddling when it needs to? Do you actually expect the police to dismount and shove a cork in the end?
 
AcidHell2 said:
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animals are allowed to do that. Have you never seen dogs before. What's the problem.
What you want them to do?
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Oh I have no beef with the police not doing anything (as you say - what can they do?). However if I have a dog that takes a dump in the middle of the street, I'd be forced to pick it up. No? Okay, the horse wasn't doing #2 but I sure wouldn't want to step in that huge green puddle when crossing the road!
 
OrphanBoy said:
Oh I have no beef with the police not doing anything (as you say - what can they do?). However if I have a dog that takes a dump in the middle of the street, I'd be forced to pick it up. No? Okay, the horse wasn't doing #2 but I sure wouldn't want to step in that huge green puddle when crossing the road!
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If you had a horse though it is a different matter, you don't see horse riders stopping to scoop up.
 
Nix said:
And how exactly would they stop a horse - an animal that isn't aware of our unwritten social laws - from piddling when it needs to? Do you actually expect the police to dismount and shove a cork in the end?
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lol Absolutely. You can't interrupt a horse taking a leak.
 
OrphanBoy said:
Oh I have no beef with the police not doing anything (as you say - what can they do?). However if I have a dog that takes a dump in the middle of the street, I'd be forced to pick it up. No? Okay, the horse wasn't doing #2 but I sure wouldn't want to step in that huge green puddle when crossing the road!
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do dog owners clean pee up?

this is a non issuer posted in a way, that makes it look like you hate the police
 
AcidHell2 said:
this is a non issuer posted in a way, that makes it look like you hate the police
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Yeah good point, now that I re-read it! Let me just add a quick disclaimer! To re-iterate, I thought it was just plain funny (hence getting the snap)...I was just wondering/fantasizing how it'd go down if I were to drop trou in a busy street and give it some!
 
you'd be arrested most likely for public indecency, mind you i have once seen a guy pee on a copper.

It was like 3 am and the guy was drunk, but i rofl'd hard.
 
Non-issue tbh. But yeah I do see where you were trying to come from; about six gallons of horse pee is fine, but you are uber desperate under "normal" circumstances - ie not just slaughtered on Saturday night - and get caught, and you're in trouble. But meh.

BTW, don't mounted police call in when their horses 'release waste' and have a cleaner come and sort it? I'm SURE I read that somewhere that didn't involve me being asleep? LOL I remember thinking at the time how funny it was, and that regular riders don't have to do that.
 
I really don't see the point in having Mounted Police in this day and age, specially in a City/Town, huge waste of Taxpayer cash if you ask me, if they want to ride on things use bicycles.
 
Living right next to the Victoria Ground, before it was demolished, we used to have mounted police in the street for every home match. Ours and the surrounding streets ended up being covered in horse crap. It was disgusting!

Not that my Granddad was bothered, he used to get the shovel and wheelbarrow out and use it on the garden.
 
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