One funny thing from past few days

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Name one funny thing that has happened in the past 3 days. Either you have been told, seen or said to someone.

A while back one of my mates pulled a big black bird, this weekend he was up and we were talking about it. When he said 'she wasnt too bad' my mate said something one the lines of 'mate she looked like sexual chocolate with the same hair and everything'

I almost died laughing

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Went rough shooting yesterday on the farm.. saw a Rabbit from distance. Walked closer with the shotgun, got 15 mtrs away from the rabbit set and saw what looked like a dead/pile of rabbit. I stared for a minute trying to workout why there was a dead bunny. Walked abit closer and the 'Pile' jumped up and ran off little bugger was playing dead on its side.. made my laugh a bit :p
 
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a big black bird
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We have two French students staying with us at the mo and they sneaked a young lad upto their room last night. After a few mins of running around and banging [edit]on the floor[/edit], my mum went up to ask them to calm down.

The young lad was trying to hide beside the tv cabinet and one of the girls was rather shocked about being found out. The lad was promptly chucked out of the house and sent back to the house he was staying at.


I don't think he will be coming around here again.
 
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Knocked on a door today doing some work and a attractive lady in her late 20's opened it.

Whilst speaking to me she didn't know that one of her puppies was hanging out looking at me in her PJ's ;)

lovely start to the day. Thanks for that
 
Felix Da Housecat said:
We have two French students staying with us at the mo and they sneaked a young lad upto their room last night. After a few mins of running around and banging my mum went up to ask them to calm down.
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Hmmmm..

I think I know what I'd try to do in this situation. ;)
 
Felix Da Housecat said:
We have two French students staying with us at the mo and they sneaked a young lad upto their room last night. After a few mins of running around and banging [edit]on the floor[/edit], my mum went up to ask them to calm down.

The young lad was trying to hide beside the tv cabinet and one of the girls was rather shocked about being found out. The lad was promptly chucked out of the house and sent back to the house he was staying at.


I don't think he will be coming around here again.
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I hope you sorted those french chicks out. ;)
 
Makunouchi said:
That's a crow..... yo.
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Quite. A big black bird. I'm not sure there are any bigger.


back on topic: my coworker was just telling the story about his encounter with some wasps (say that out loud... wasps... heh heh). Anyway, he got the spray out and missed, but got it 'round just enough to tick them off. Next thing you know he's running in the house waving his arms in the air like a little girl "Ahhhh!!!!". The neighbours were rolling on their porches laughing. :D
 
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