My friend tried getting a PAC code from 3 the other week, most painful experience of his life.
For 20 mins he was told he shouldnt leave and it was pointless him going elsewhere and no one was better than 3!
Yup, had a very similar experience recently:
<Me> I want to cancel my contract please.
<3 Bangalore> Certainly sir, before I put that through may I ask why you're leaving?
<Me> I get very patchy reception at home.
<3 Bangalore> OK, I can put you through to our technical engineers to resolve the problem.
<Me> I reported the problem six months ago and it hasn't been resolved.
<3 Bangalore> OK, do you have a particular new phone and provider in mind?
<Me> I'd like the Nokia N97 but I haven't looked at new deals yet
<3 Bangalore> OK, I see you are a heavy internet user. What if we offered you free internet?
<Me> I can't make or receive calls at home, there's no point continuing with 3. I would like my PAC code, please.
<3 Bangalore> OK, how about if I offered you a free phone.
<Me> I can't make or receive calls at home, there's no point continuing with 3. I would like my PAC code, please.
[Loop around for 45 minutes, offering me ludicrous deals like free line rental]
<3 Bangalore> OK, I'll put that request through for you now. In the meantime, what if we offered you...
<Me> AAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
I intentionally said that I didn't have a new plan in mind so they wouldn't try all this nonsense with me but it was no use.
