Two years ago cash machine abroad swallowed my visa debit card as it went to reboot itself before I could enter the pin. Next morning I queued to the bank, for someone to retrieve the card from their machine, which a manager of the branch did in 5 minutes, and then proceeded to do 3 hour security check. She called Visa for the country, Visa abroad denied it was their card, but hinted that if it was DEBIT visa, issued abroad, then it wouldn't be in their database. I was then sent to fetch my passport and documents (two IDs required), to confirm I was the owner of the card in the first place. After I presented my IDs manager called someone in upper management trying to find any credentials of the "so called Halifax, Bank of Scotland" in the foreign country. That failed. She then called Visa again, and they suggested calling number from the back of the card. Which she did. By dialing 0845 number without any prefixes in the foreign country. So that failed too.
After that she promptly concluded the card is fake and I was trying to scam their bank, but I lost my patience, pulled my mobile, called my girlfriend in UK to give me international number from Halifax web page, dialed that number on my phone. Through the security checks. Random questions. Size of shoe. Grandfathers maiden name. Telephone banking pin. Then press 1's, press 5's, to come back to main menu, press all numbers in the same time. Finally reached the customer services, asked the guy to hold on and passed the phone over to the stupid manager of the foreign bank. She then started describing the circumstances in half broken English over the phone for 20 minutes, shortly disappeared in the back, and returned with a pile of paperwork, returned my phone and said that everything was sorted, she just needs to write protocol descibing the events and protocol of returning my card.
After we finished all the typing, my card was returned to me and I asked if I could finally have those 100 euros I wanted in the first place last evening. We went to the counter, she swiped my card, looked at me puzzled and said "I'm sorry sir, you card is denied and the terminal says I am obligated to destroy the card". WAIT! I screamed. Pulled the phone, dialed number to UK, through the security check, throught the random questions, through the endless loop of press 5's and press 1's, to the customer services, just to be told "I'm sorry sir, but we were informed this morning that your card was found in a foreign country, so we blocked it for you." "But I am in the foreign country, the card is in my hand", "Oh don't worry sir, we'll post the new card for you it should be with you in less than 10 days". "But how am I supposed to get back home" "If you walk in to any HBOS branch with your old card I'm sure they will be able to help you", "But I am in a foreign country, there is no HBOS here", "In that case sir, the card shoudl be waiting for you when you come back" "But how am I supposed to come baAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHH"