Tuesdays Joke ?

DampCat · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:01

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny and flirty so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!

CliffyBiro · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:02

DampCat said:
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny and flirty so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!

An alarm bells didnt ring?

Cosimo · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:06

skippi90 said:
An alarm bells didnt ring?

Why should they, it's a joke.

Steve2000 · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:07

DampCat said:
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny and flirty so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!

You mean his age?

Muffin` · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:09

skippi90 said:
An alarm bells didnt ring?

fail

DampCat · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:10

Steve2000 said:
You mean his age?

No, i don't

zytok · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:11

seriously do two separate individuals not get this???? ^^^^ :confused:

Sash · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:11

DampCat said:
No, i don't

There are no girlz on the internetz.

KaHn · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:11

Steve2000 said:
You mean his age?

"She turned out"

KaHn

randal · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:12

Op was OK, saw it coming tbh. However:

DampCat said:
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny and flirty so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective.

How cool is that at her age?!

\o/

Sash · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:12

Cosimo · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:12

I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

Opens door and walks out......

DampCat · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:13

simulatorman said:
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

Took her out with one punch.

zytok · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:16

nice work mods

something daft already!! · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:18

Cosimo · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:22

DampCat said:
When I got divorced, my wife said she would fight for custody of the kids.

Took her out with one punch.

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

CliffyBiro · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:22

Muffin` said:
fail

I'm a 14 year old girl.

That's using a wireless keyboard with failing batteries.

DampCat · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:24

simulatorman said:
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

How could anyone stoop so low?

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."

He replied, "No, just having a dump."

Cosimo · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:26

DampCat said:
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."

He replied, "No, just having a dump."

I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.

DampCat · 4 Aug 2009 at 13:28

simulatorman said:
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop masturbating.

When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"