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Yet another situation in which having a bear as a pet would have caused this incident to never arise.
1. Put bear in bin.
2. Put bin in proper location using cover of night.
3. Wait for woman to start moving the bin around.
4. Profit
But it's the difference of whether or not he actually has the right to put his bin wherever he's putting it. If he doesn't have the right and this has been going on for ages then he's not doing himself any favours by provoking her. If he does have the right and she's not allowing him then legally he has that over her as well as the video evidence of the newspaper abuse.
If he's just not bothered to find out then I have no sympathy tbh, I don't agree with the way she's treating him, but then he wouldn't be doing anything to improve his situation either.
You mean breaking her nose and putting her on the floor is a reasonable response to being slapped with a paper a couple of times?
I not saying she doesn't deserve it i'm saying I think you'd probably be in more trouble.
To be fair more than a few times she looked to be more hitting him with her fists!
I personally would have pushed her back to get her off me ... but then what if the fat bint falls and smacks her head?! Cant win really
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Well played that man.
If he'd lost his rag he could have wheelie bin in trouble.
Yay! Got to use the same gag in two separate threads in one day!
If he'd lost his rag he could have wheelie bin in trouble.
Yay! Got to use the same gag in two separate threads in one day!
first one was rubbish, but the second time, it was just trashy!
If he's up for a laugh he should buy a newspaper before going to do his wheelie bin. If she comes out to give him trouble then he pulls it out of his back pocket and can tell her that she'd better be prepared to be on the receiving end as well.
Everyone should have course note that this is probably a bad idea. Maybe it even counts as going prepared to commit a crime, or carrying a weapon.
Everyone should have course note that this is probably a bad idea. Maybe it even counts as going prepared to commit a crime, or carrying a weapon.
I'd want to hit her back, but god knows what repurcussions would follow so it wouldn't be worth it. Would have loved to have seen him go full pelt with the news paper around her face.
Sad state of affairs, even if it was on video the bloke would have got off worse if he did defend himself by doing the exact same back.
No sympathy from me with people who use any manner of physical abuse, no matter how small.. you don't just go and hit people, end of.
Sad state of affairs, even if it was on video the bloke would have got off worse if he did defend himself by doing the exact same back.
No sympathy from me with people who use any manner of physical abuse, no matter how small.. you don't just go and hit people, end of.
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I was more thinking that you could just train the bear to go fetch the bin in for you. She certainly wouldn't go beating a 300kg bear in the face with a newspaper.
Right, right this what I'dve done right, I'dve flying falcon punched her in the ovaries with fire, booted her in the fannny, kicked her false teeth out, let my dog chew on her leg for a bit, run her over with my Nissan Pathfinder, then **** through her letter box.
That outta learn her!
That outta learn her!