I Cut My Finger DEEP

taz488 · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:05

i was making a new hole in my belt with a folding knife, low and behold it folded on my finger, went in about 1/2 cm, didnt really hurt as the blade was v sharp, but its right on the bend, so is a pain in the arse more than anything

wots your worst self inflicted injury?

PardonTheWait · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:06

Put myself in hospital with sweet & sour sauce

TheCenturion · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:08

tobasco in my eye

Greebo · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:08

Does running across a main road and getting hit by a car on New years eve when ****ed and not looking at the traffic count as self inflicted?

Russinating · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:08

Fell off a bridge on my bike and fractured my wrist/landed in a load of nettles.

DampCat · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:10

I dipped my little finger into a chip fryer. It's a nice shade of pink now. Weeks later i sliced into my wrist whilst cutting a cheese block. Less damage, but way more blood. Took out 3 salads i'd already prepped.

JBuk · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:10

Smashed my foot into a cast iron railing going quite fast on a motorbike, my foot rippled along the railings and smashed all the little bones in the top of my foot

DampCat · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:10

Greebo said:
Does running across a main road and getting hit by a car on New years eve when ****ed and not looking at the traffic count as self inflicted?

Yes.

it also counts as awesome.

ScarySquirrel · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:10

A toilet seat fell on my penis.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:11

Fell out a first floor window.

edit: ....no wait, it was definitely either the time I accidentaly stuck a stanley knife through my hand, OR the time I ripped my banjo string .... Both equally painful.

Falling out a window was sweet in comparison, blissful unconsciousness.

ticklemebougy · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:11

i stabbed my hand cutting my shoe went in about 1/4cm in, i also fractured my finger grabbing someones shirt.

WalesOwl · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:14

Jumping off a moving bike and taking the skin off both of my knees?

mjones1 · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:22

anant_shah94 said:
tobasco in my eye

I have done that too, as the stinging just doesn't go away and you can't open your eyes/see properly for awhile.

Azagoth · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:22

Copied from another thread about stupid self inflicted injuries.

Broken wrist, dislocated elbow, fractured collarbone, three broken fingers and various other minor niggles like cuts, bruises and missing teeth. Also lost 2 pints of blood too.

Cause? Jumping over a 4' wall only to discover a 20' drop onto a carpark the other side!

Raikiri · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:24

Concussion from falling out of a tree when I was about 10... apparently, I don't actually remember it.

willhub · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:25

Jumped off a hill, broke tib and fib as my leg twisted around.

shifty_uk · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:25

When I was younger I tried to cut a cork in half with scissors. You can imagine how it ended.

TheCenturion · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:25

shifty_uk said:
When I was younger I tried to cut a cork in half with scissors. You can imagine how it ended.

your willy came off?

Freefaller · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:27

Fell off a ravine whilst mountain biking, fortunately there was a ledge 15ft down and I didn't plummet 800+ ft to my possible death. Not really self inflicted I guess.... but close enough.

Oh actually I fell out of some scaffolding when I broke into a building site as a teenager and broke both feet (metatarsals) but never realised I had and was too scared to go to the hospital or tell my parents, so I just limped for a while. By the time the agony was too much I went to the doc who told me he'd have to re-break my feet to set them right, I never went back for the 2nd consultation and to this day my feet are in constant agony and I get cramps in them, and they are just generally seriously mangled!

This was over 15 years ago!

Scythe · 10 Aug 2009 at 19:27

Broken leg, another 3.5 weeks in a cast to go!