I Cut My Finger DEEP

I sprayed anti perspirant on my nipple went I was younger and it turned black and leathery then fell off. Luckily it grew back.
 
Split my head numerous times falling over doing stupid things.

Another one was teasing a friends dog throwing the toy to eachother, the dog got annoyed and just jumped at my arm, hanging from it, all the flesh hanging a bit :eek:, still got a scar now, 9 years later.. Another was tripping over a rug, smacking my jaw and then splitting my tongue somehow, can't remember it really, still got the mark though :/
 
Me and my sister when we were younger raced around the block and met up on the other side tyre to tyre, two bent up tyres with me head butting the pavement resulting in concussion and a large bump on my head which I still have to this day.
 
Tripped on a step leading to the front door to my house when I was 8, resulting with me going through a glass door leaving some lovely scars on my wrists.
 
stuck my finger into a circular saw :)
actually I've had worse paper cuts but it sounds good

fell off my bike and knocked myself out once, that was cool for a 10 year old,
I fell off my bike quite a lot I think, but I did cycle fairly fast
 
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When I was living at my Parents, I had the attic bedroom. After a night on the sauce I forgot I'd put the attic ladder up, god knows why I put it up in the first place, but I soon realised my mistake when I stepped off the top step into 10' of fresh air. :D

No injuries bar my dignity and a few scratches.
 
Managed to cut my little finger off at work, do I win? :D

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Your cut finger is fail. :p I cut right down to the bone in my left thumb while arsing about cutting cardboard with my new super sharp Leatherman knife, instantly covered in so much blood, panicked and ran downstairs into the kitchen and ran it under water. Increased heart rate + running water = lots more blood followed by me fainting twice and having a seizure. Would have bled to death if i hadnt knocked over the vacuum cleaner when i first fainted and alerted my mum :)

Edit - Ok the guy above wins with his missing pinky...bah!
 
mis-judged a turntable, over hit it on a new KTM 06 plate, 2 broken ribs, handle bar messed up my side, and broken ankle :) aint been on bike since, best of all bike was a write off.
 
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Jumped off the top of the stairs when I was younger and broker my arm. Someone opened a car door in my face while I was bombing down a hill on my bike, nearly sheared off my nose. Stepped on a plank of wood with a rusty nail in it, went several inches into my foot.
 
Huge list...

DEEP cut across the palm of my hand with a bread knife... Was cutting a roll, was a new knife and I misjudged how sharp it was compared to the old one... Straight through the roll and deep into my hand.

Sliced the top edge off my index finger on the left hand with a floppy disk.. Again, pretty deep. Got a wonderful scar from that one.

Split my eyelid wide open and KO'd myself opening the back door of my VW Camper... Swelled up lots and bled lots.

Plenty more, but they are the first ones that spring to mind!
 
I chopped of my ring finger on my right hand. Chopped it across as well as and down the bone. Had to under go micro surgery but i managed to keep my finger. All i can see now is a long scar.
 
i was opening a tin when i was younger, slipped and the lid sliced my thumb rite at the bottom, it was down to the bone had to have 8 stitches
 
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