I Cut My Finger DEEP

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Pics of the incident, or pics of the aftermath?

I can show you the incident, but the aftermath would get me banned.

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Don't try to steal hubcaps from moving cars. And don't ask why I was wearing speedo's either.
 
my mate has quiet a cool issue with his foot. he left it between aa tractor and the trailor crushing it. now in a flip flop it looks like this

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Not the worst but the most painful as of late, 2nd degree burns on some fingers, hurts like a lady of the evening in the rough end of town when changing the dressings at times.
 
Was on a lad's holiday after my A levels, all drinking, went to the toilet and found a large kitchen knife stuck in the side of a tree. Pulled it out on the way back to the table and went 'LOOK LADS, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN A TREE!!!' and stabbed it in the middle of the table. Only it was greasy and my hand slipped down it and I chopped right into all my fingers. Dirty daygo waiter with probably the best intentions in the world bandaged it up, by morning in the heat it was all rotten and stank :eek:
 
My best one is when I fell out of the attic, put my hands out to try and stop the fall and there was a nail sticking out of the wall, it went in just above the wrist and scraped against the bone all the way up and pulled out the insides of my hand mid way up my little finger, that took some repairing

*edit* just remembered when I was younger I woke up early and decided to bring in the milk for my parents, on the way across the living room I tripped and fell over, the milk bottles smashed leaving a 3" piece of glass lodged in my wrist

*edit2* Just remembered yet another, ****ed up in a club one night and decided to jump off a balcony onto the dance floor (was really late and only me and my friends in the upstairs bit) hit the dance floor and my head hit my knee, I bit a pretty big chunk out of the left side of my tongue, No taxi driver would take me home either because I had blood all over me so I had to walk
 
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Turned my bike upside down as a kid and was turning the pedals as fast as i could, decided to see what would happen if i put my finger on the chain, cue my finger getting trapped between the chain and the teeth on the cog and nearly severing the top on my index finger. Nice! :eek:

Trod on a rusty 6 inch nail that was sticking through a piece of wood, came right through my foot and out the top of my trainer, trod on the piece of wood with my other foot and pulled the offending nail out by lifting my pierced foot. Was in agony, so put my foot down on the ground to limp away, only to realise belatedly that i hadn't got the nail out of the sole of my trainer, cue more screaming as it went through my foot again and poked out of the top of my trainer (in a differen't place!) :eek:

Was doing wheelies on my sisters folding bike when i was 11, the bike only had the centre barrels of the pedals left, pulled a wheelie, front wheel went rolling off down the street, landed the forks on the tarmac, bike folded and the pedal barrel went into my thigh about 4-5cm's. :eek:

Worked at a butchers so have had a few decent knife injuries, worst i saw was one of the old guys who was de-boning a beef shin, he slipped and put 6 inches of butchers knife into his stomach right to the hilt of the knife, not seen that much blood before coming out of a person! :eek:
 
kefkef said:
Turned my bike upside down as a kid and was turning the pedals as fast as i could, decided to see what would happen if i put my finger on the chain, cue my finger getting trapped between the chain and the teeth on the cog and nearly severing the top on my index finger. Nice! :eek:
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kinda the same but with my disk break. finger got too close to the disk spokes and sliced a big chunk :(
 
kefkef said:
Trod on a rusty 6 inch nail that was sticking through a piece of wood, came right through my foot and out the top of my trainer, trod on the piece of wood with my other foot and pulled the offending nail out by lifting my pierced foot. Was in agony, so put my foot down on the ground to limp away, only to realise belatedly that i hadn't got the nail out of the sole of my trainer, cue more screaming as it went through my foot again and poked out of the top of my trainer (in a differen't place!) :eek:
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rofl
 
Urm broke my left elbow doing a bike jump (and forgetting to bend the my elbow on landing). That left me with lots of surgery and pain killers, only a few months after breaking my left wrist. About six years ago now strangly.

More recently i opened up my knee down to the bone :(, Jumped over a wall to help my mum reverse a van but didnt notice the raised but hidden in a bush, the bit my knee hit. 4 months later i still have a horible scar.
 
jumping over a fence in a night club thinking it wasn't quite as far of a drop as it was, ripped a tendon doing so
 
Living on a farm I've had many self-inflicted injuries!

I put a gardening fork through the top of my foot whilst trying to dig up some potatoes.

I tried to be clever and scare one of our cows cos it hadn't seen me walk towards it (from behind) and got a nice kick in the face...I don't remember that one, I just remember waking up in an ambulance

Forgot to apply the handbrake when I parked one of the tractors and as I got out, it rolled back and ran over my foot

Tried to take a mower off the back of a tractor and forgot to secure the stand, it dropped as soon as the weight was taken off the tractor and slices my calf open (my god that hurt)

Climbed a stack of haybales only to have it fall over with me on top - I was fine until the next row followed it and landed on top of me.

Theres the few I can remember without thinking too hard lol
 
I did the same injury to my thumb earlier with a bloody tin lid. First time in my life I've had a tin opener that doesn't fold the edges. Just put my hand in the bin bag and slice. Pretty deep and all along the bottom of my thumb nail. Iodine for the win.
 
Bailed off a Kx500 nearly flat out after thottle stuck on and trees were getting close, kill switch had a snapped wire (did not see it). Anyway jumped off back of bike was head to toe in mx armour so probbably saved me from worse injury. After the green blue, green blue spin accross the ground (sky grass) it went a bit black for a while. Came round and thought my eyes were stuffed but my goggles had steamed up while I was out. Got up fell over, was a tad dizzy lol, got up again and walked home, about a mile or so. Got a mate walked back and got bike, walked home again, all this happened in the morning. By about six in the evening I was feeling a bit sore so I got a taxi up to hospital.

Fractured-pelvis, collar bone, 5 ribs, cheek bone, bridge of nose.

Oh well, I was achey for a while lol, I really got a lot of funny looks from nurses/doctors for waiting about 6-7 hours before going to get checked out with that little lot.
 
Fell of my bike while learning to ride it and 2 of my nails came off completely.

Put my Foot through a Glass door and had to have 7 stitches.

Went down a ramp at a skatepark and a BMX rider got in the way so I went headfirst and trapped my leg in a rail and broke it(the Leg, I'd die if I killed "IT").

plus many many more :D
 
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