What do you a get for a playboy who has eveything?

d|b · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:04

Uhhhh......I don't know. I was hoping you could tell me!

I was wondering if the community could help me. I am going to a birthday party for a friend of mine and I have no idea what to get him. My friend is into hunting, sports, guns, girls, cars etc....the usual kind of stuff :rolleyes:

Does anyone have any suggestion for something a little bit different for less than 80 quid?

E1T5Y · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:07

a year subscription to GUNS GUNS GUNS magazine !! ha ha

d|b · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:10

Hahaha....I guess that would be funny but he doesnt really stay in one place very long so it wont really get delivered to him.

Helium_Junkie · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:10

A subscription to WoW.

Azagoth · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:11

25 metres of chain link fencing.

D5T · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:13

HUNTING "CHICKS" WITH GUNS ON CARS magazine subscription

The Dread Pirate · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:15

A secure underground complex just in case of emergencies with in built pool & Bar!

d|b · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:16

For 80 quid?

[DOD]Asprilla · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:16

A book on how not to be so obvious when trying to mask his true sexuality?

Cosimo · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:16

Capn' $qu!ff said:
A secure underground complex just in case of emergencies with in built pool & Bar!

Haha for less than eighty quid.

The Dread Pirate · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:18

d|b said:
For 80 quid?

Ok then... erm... an inflatable sheep!

B@Th*nG · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:19

a fleshlight? its the gift that never stops giving

B@

TheCenturion · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:20

A thong
Something else from Ann Summers

Maybe even give him this thread?

The Dread Pirate · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:22

A "What do you a get for a playboy who has eveything?" thread on OcUK!

Viper² · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:25

What do you a get for a playboy who has eveything?

An 'r'.

Cosimo · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:27

Capn' $qu!ff said:
A "What do you a get for a playboy who has eveything?" thread on OcUK!

Only a thread, you give a sub-forum

The Dread Pirate · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:27

Viper² said:
An 'r'.

matt_fsr · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:49

What kind of guns?

I'm presuming shotguns, going off personal experience and they're more fun than rifles

If so - Get him a nice new shiny gun cleaning kit, a set of snap-caps (google them) and some walnut polish.

He can always give them to the butler to use, what-ho?

platypus · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:55

A Swedish penis enlarger.

E1T5Y · 11 Aug 2009 at 15:56

ha ha ha ha How about "Sponsor a Monkey" certificate and call it Dave !! HA HA HA HA