saw this in a "work wanted" section...it made me laugh

Flare · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:39

the first one under Thursday 13th August

http://lancs.gumtree.com/lancs/employment-wanted_8874_1.html

Ciphon · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:40

is ther any one on ere who makes adult films

Haha! Classic

neil3k · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:41

hahaha

Flare · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:47

Wonder if he has got any offers?

Fenris · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:49

Flare said:
Wonder if he has got any offers?

What do I get if I offer him my services as a 20 something leggy blonde with very loose morals?

ScarySquirrel · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:50

Fenris said:
What do I get if I offer him my services as a 20 something leggy blonde with very loose morals?

A sore arse.

V4NT0M · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:50

They're all pretty funny tbh

ScarySquirrel · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:51

WOW, check out this one:

Hi i am a web design i do this as a hobby most things in life are not free well neither is my web design but how ever it is really cheap for what you get which is your design and my time. if you can find a better quote than me then i will be impressed i have numerous websites completed now. I am now looking for new projects. send me an email or txt letting me now what your after with some examples and hopefully we can go from there hope to speak soon

Simon

Would you buy a website from him?

Nix · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:51

ScarySquirrel said:
A sore arse.

Ladies and gentlemen: the voice of experience.

gjc10212 · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:51

ScarySquirrel said:
A sore arse.

Surely not with loose morals

Flare · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:52

I found a great one the other day......lemme find it

Sash · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:53

gjc10212 said:
Surely not with loose morals

Something will be loose but it wont be the morals anyway.

ScarySquirrel · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:53

Sash said:
Something will be loose but it wont be the morals anyway.

HAHA!

Fenris · 13 Aug 2009 at 15:54

Sash said:
Something will be loose but it wont be the morals anyway.

Flare · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:00

here we go:

naughty female cleaner required

aged 18 upwards
to clean my house now n then
i can collect you if needed
contact me for more info

hmm.......i wonder why they need to be aged 18 upwards?

if you dont beleive me: http://lancs.gumtree.com/lancs/lancs-jobs_8873_4.html

Dark_Angel · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:01

ScarySquirrel said:
WOW, check out this one:

Would you buy a website from him?

I was trying to understand it, but gave up because it was annoying me after twice on the first sentence.

Adsta · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:03

Flare said:
here we go:
hmm.......i wonder why they need to be aged 18 upwards?

if you dont beleive me: http://lancs.gumtree.com/lancs/lancs-jobs_8873_4.html

I wonder what they will need to clean

Fenris · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:03

Flare said:
"naughty female cleaner"

Do want.

Sash · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:04

I think someone should make up an ad *and post on here* then post any replies they get

Flare · 13 Aug 2009 at 16:05

[qute]naughty female cleaner[/quote]

Fenris said:
Do want.

Sash said:
I think someone should make up an ad *and post on here* then post any replies they get

could be quite funny, i think another pr0n one would be good, but advertise it for a major city.
Or something stupid like 21 china looking for team job