Joke, it's a good 'un - ok I will admit it, it is rubbish and older than Big Kev

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ok, i may have lied a bit in the title....let's see shall we!


A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
 
So old. Reminds me of the joke where a man, a stork and a cat are in a bar. The man buys them all drinks as does the stork. The cat however only buys himself a drink. The barman notices and asks the bloke what its all about. He said he was granted a wish by a genie. The bar asked what the wish was. The man replies "I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight moggy"
 
oh my god.

i just read that entire joke in vain, hoping that the punchline would have been different from the one i heard in the school playground 20 odd years ago.
 
So old. Reminds me of the joke where a man, a stork and a cat are in a bar. The man buys them all drinks as does the stork. The cat however only buys himself a drink. The barman notices and asks the bloke what its all about. He said he was granted a wish by a genie. The bar asked what the wish was. The man replies "I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight moggy"

Haha.
 
So old. Reminds me of the joke where a man, a stork and a cat are in a bar. The man buys them all drinks as does the stork. The cat however only buys himself a drink. The barman notices and asks the bloke what its all about. He said he was granted a wish by a genie. The bar asked what the wish was. The man replies "I wanted a bird with long legs and a tight moggy"

Better. :)
 
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