Wednesday lulz thread

[Sankari]

Answering machine message at local high school (click here).

It was never actually used (Snopes) but no less funny for that!

 

[nikebee]

No sound at work

 

[BloomerzUK]

Hahaha. To reach out and slap someone, press #.

 

[xGBHxPegasus]

No sound at work

Same

 

[Sash]

No sound at work

Transcript plx.

 

[lixxus]

Answering machine message at local high school (click here).

It was never actually used (Snopes) but no less funny for that!

if you want us to raise your child {press 6}

LOL

if you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it

OMG

 

[Andr3w]

No sound at work

Same

 

[Sankari]

Transcript available at the Snopes link provided. Just click it.

 

[Bunka]

Same

 

[Sash]

Transcript available at the Snopes link provided. Just click it.

/facepalm

Should have clicked it lol

Edit: Made me chuckle.

 

[GravyMonster]

A March 2009 version identified the institution as Maroochydore High School, in Queensland, Australia, and added a further "menu option" of 'If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.'

Lulz

 

[The Dread Pirate]

heh!

 

[MikeHunt79]

Haha, I'll have to send this to a mate who is a teacher, this is rather good.

 

[crunchee]

Just LOL