have you ever thought about

I think everyone does.

Feel the weeks/months/years picking up pace the older I get. I sometimes look at old people and I think to myself one day that will be me!

Depressing is life.
 
I keep saying i can't wait till i retire, but i bet the day i do i will want to not be retired :P
 
I have thought about becoming old a lot. Thus, I have decided that when the time comes I will be as slow as possible and generally get in peoples way. Preferably I will wield a walking stick, however a zimmer frame will do.
 
I'd like to think I will die peacefully in my sleep, just like my dad.

I don't want to go screaming in terror like his passengers.
 
I'd like to think I will die peacefully in my sleep, just like my dad.

That reminded me of my dad. The hospital guys say he died while he was asleep, but they could be lying.

I would have been sitting there the whole night with my dad, if the **********s didn't tell me to get out and go home. :(
 
That reminded me of my dad. The hospital guys say he died while he was asleep, but they could be lying.

I would have been sitting there the whole night with my dad, if the **********s didn't tell me to get out and go home. :(

Sorry to hear that, similar thing happened with my Grandmother. My dad actually died of a heart attack in the middle of a meal, just after I spoke to him on the phone inviting him to my house for Christmas. The above post is a joke.
 
I'd like to think I will die peacefully in my sleep, just like my dad.

I don't want to go screaming in terror like his passengers.

you say it yet you think it will never happen.
Anyway my mission is to sleep with as many females as i can, knowing i'll get to an age were i'll either dream about 18year olds or have a wife with an old garage that stinks of fish.
 
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Its one thing I wish I could fail at,

Q, Oh why are you still here?

A, Im so bad I even failed at death.

Ok it will happen, just hope its not painfull and im remembered in a way that people I know will be able to say at least a few nice things about me, not that it will make a jot of difference to me.
 
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