Wednesday Joke?

KaHn · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:45

Mother in Law ones from an email.

Email said:
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay... the mice throw themselves on the traps."

"My wife said: 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said: 'Why?' and she said: 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already'.

"My mother-in-law said 'one day I will dance on your grave'. I said 'I hope you do, I will be buried at sea.'"

"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."

"I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don't like to interrupt her."

"I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking.'"

"A police recruit is asked during an exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?" He replies, "I'd call for backup."

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."

"My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in."

KaHn

oneale90 · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:50

Not one "lulz"

!

mattyprice4004 · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:51

Oh dear.

RickST · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:52

Mat · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:54

Ba-dum, tsh!

Swampyseifer · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:56

*sigh*

gillywibble · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:56

Argh, the Seventies :eek:

MowyTone · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:59

got a

from me

edit: to the unimpressed guys above, you not posting something better then?

Dewotter · 2 Sep 2009 at 08:59

Ban tbh

Dark_Angel · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:06

GuRkHa//$PIMP$ said:
got a from me

edit: to the unimpressed guys above, you not posting something better then?

That isn't how OCUK works. We say the OP's are bad, and then say we didn't laugh... see? :confused:

I don't think they are are the worst I have read though - I suppose

something daft already!! · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:08

MowyTone · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:12

Dark_Angel said:
That isn't how OCUK works. We say the OP's are bad, and then say we didn't laugh... see?

I don't think they are are the worst I have read though - I suppose

Cosimo · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:50

Where are the laughs.

crunchee · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:54

Laughs? Im still trying to look for the jokes :|

The Dread Pirate · 2 Sep 2009 at 09:58

I want my thirty seconds of life back!

PiKe · 2 Sep 2009 at 10:08

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

markweatherill · 2 Sep 2009 at 10:09

I read them to myself in a gravelly Northern voice, which helps.

Smit · 2 Sep 2009 at 10:19

PiKe said:
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

utajoker · 2 Sep 2009 at 10:49

PiKe said:
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

haha

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Dark_Angel · 2 Sep 2009 at 10:54

What is best friend of a house robber?

Jimmy-(y)ing

Yes I just thought of this when I got to work... so sorry if it is terrible (of which it is).