House Spiders

We get huge spiders running across our floor sometimes and once one of them slapped my cat stupid, needless to say even the cat is scared now :(

Bloody great things nowadays, I blame global warming and that one eye'd scotch git brown :p
 
xb8browney said:
We have go some big ones this year so big one fell onto the sideboard and was big enough to make a sound when it landed. Thing was massive!
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Every few days we use a lighter and deodorant to flush out all the nasties from behind the skirting boards and cupboards. One in our bathroom literally ran out on fire!
 
Can't be much worse than having this beast outside of your house,

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Liam
 
eugh! I used to like spiders, but ever since a massive one started crawling up my leg while on the bog I have HATED them... seems they got bigger after that, too... the big ones always seem to come out at night - anyone else notice this?
 
been hassled by spiders all night, every room i go in there is one there :mad:

xb8browney said:
We have go some big ones this year so big one fell onto the sideboard and was big enough to make a sound when it landed. Thing was massive!
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just chased one in the bathroom, when it fell off the wall it made a thud ^. then it ran under the toilet brush holder, rubbish hiding place because it's legs stuck out both sides :eek: it doesn't like Cif Multi-purpose Actifizz with Active Fizzing Technology tho :o
 
I have realised that whilst I'm not fond of usual spiders, house spiders are just awful. They really, really frighten me. I can't even think straight knowing one was in the room. Hence, you can imagine my fright when I found one crawling over my face.

Nitefly said:
Alas.

Whilst lying on a bed on the phone, sharing what I would deem most manly of rugged of banter to my female companion, I felt a tingling on my neck which slowly moved to my face. At this point, I had realised that I was not in fact on earth, but had been somehow transported to hell, at the cruel mercy of the vile Beelzebub. I let out a most mighty roar (a girlish scream) and saw what appeared to be a blurring fast object making its way under my bedsheets.

I then requested my friend came and removed the offending object. As he did so, it wriggled across the sheets prompting an even manlier roar. The result being that said item was (apparently) removed and said friend was forced to check the room many, many times.

Yes, I have had a house spider, on my face. I feel raped. To get across my terror, I quote that it was "not small" from the intervening third party. And I sit in the same bed... waiting for it for its second vicious attack.

So, has anyone else had a spider on the face, and, more importantly, how long do I have left to live?
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I was in a biz sales tax class once with other adults that i didn't know.. Anyway a spider the size of your hand crawled out from behind the blackboard. (I live in Florida) It looked like a UK house spider, just x10 the size ! I screamed like a girl.
 
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