Applying for a job with Jagermeister; what sort of picture should i send in?

Greebo said:
Apparently you need to be able to say yes to the following:
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But when you make it to the interview you find it's more like:
Do you look good in a thong, leather chaps and baby oil? Ever wanted to wear twin Jager holsters and a shot glass ammo belt? We have just the job for you!
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Post a photo and we'll help with wardrobe selections :D
 
A guy I used to live with had his own club promotions company. He used to offer jobs to girls in a similar fashion.... "Send me a photo of yourself with as little on as possible, I'll show all my housemates then we'll all pick the ones we want to do naughty things to and give you a job".
 
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Raist said:
It sure is.

In Germany Jagermeister is the bottom of the cheap line of get-drunk-fast drinks, totally ghettolicious. Winos carry it around like Boone's Farm here in the US.
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Well living 5 years in Germany I never saw any winos carrying it around, they would have bottles of strong beer or cheap Russian vodka. A lot of the decent bars and clubs had Jaegermeister promotions all the time.
 
1. Invite friends around
2. Get get lots o' jagermeister
3. Get drinking
4. Take some shots when nicely drunk
5. Jobs a good'en ;)
 
theres no way they will employ you. theyve only said they want 'dudes' to politically correct

the only way you will get hired is if your a huge breasted bimbo who is willing to chat about jaeger while getting harassed
 
SideWinder said:
Post your picture and OcUK will help. :)
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This is a great idea, post a few suitable pics of yourself and we'll run a poll.
The winning pic will guarantee you a job offer*:)

*may not guarantee you a job offer but has in the past for other forumites, contact administrator for details.
 
Raist said:
In Germany Jagermeister is the bottom of the cheap line of get-drunk-fast drinks, totally ghettolicious. Winos carry it around like Boone's Farm here in the US.

For a premium anise-based liquor, go with Sambuca. Keep in your freezer until ready to drink.
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It's really funny seeing how well drinks can be marketed. Smirnoff is a great example of that. Anybody who drinks vodka will know it's actually pretty digusting stuff, a reason why e.g. we have it with mixers.

Due to its image, people are happy to pay a premium for it. In some places it's the premium vodka where there's a choice of itself or "house" stuff.
 
Wicksta said:
Well living 5 years in Germany I never saw any winos carrying it around, they would have bottles of strong beer or cheap Russian vodka. A lot of the decent bars and clubs had Jaegermeister promotions all the time.
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Ok, it was a slight exaggeration. I was in the Bavarian region and I don't remember Jager being promoted much. I do remember it being dirt cheap. That was back 1990-1994.

Greenlizard0 said:
It's really funny seeing how well drinks can be marketed. Smirnoff is a great example of that. Anybody who drinks vodka will know it's actually pretty digusting stuff, a reason why e.g. we have it with mixers.

Due to its image, people are happy to pay a premium for it. In some places it's the premium vodka where there's a choice of itself or "house" stuff.
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Indeed. I think Playboy had a huge role in promoting Smirnoff as a gentleman's vodka. For a time it was one of the best (affordable) in the US. We've moved up to Cristall, Grey Goose, and Van Gogh for premiums now. Absolut has even been moved down to middle shelf, with Mohawk at the very bottom.
 
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