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Kristoph

Kristoph

Kristoph

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Spider... :(

After catching a spider that I would have called large in english standards (about 6 or 7cm leg span) in my duvet a few days back, I've now witnessed another shadowy eight legged friend crawl across my bed, over my stomach and disappear into my sheets.

I'm lying here waiting for it to reappear but think I might need to just sleep and hope I dont eat it. :eek:

Sigh.. Why won't they let me rest in peace?
 
Fire, the only effective solution, burn your bed, in fact burn your whole bedroom or house, it should kill the spider :).
 
I certainly wouldn't be happy to sleep until I'd found the bugger! and then thrown it outside! I like to think not killing them makes me a better person :p
 
Pah, several years ago I had a bug the size of my hand climbing up my leg in bed (ok, wasn't in this country and may be a slight exaduration, but I wasn't a happy bunny!)
 
I've searched the sheets with my phone light, but can't be bothered with a full scale search! However my body has reacted by becoming overly sensitive to every slight touch, so I have no idea if I'm being eaten alive anymore.

Good night all, pray that I don't die, and that if I do, I come back as spiderman.
 
I was washing up in the kitchen the other day when a spider fell off the ceiling, past my face and in to a mug on the sideboard. It was big enough that the legs were coming over the brim as it tried to crawl out, didn't fit in the mug.

I still can't go back in to the kitchen without looking up at the ceiling first :(

Yes, I'm a big girl. But....ew.
 
Kristoph said:
Spider... :(

After catching a spider that I would have called large in english standards (about 6 or 7cm leg span) in my duvet a few days back, I've now witnessed another shadowy eight legged friend crawl across my bed, over my stomach and disappear into my sheets.

I'm lying here waiting for it to reappear but think I might need to just sleep and hope I dont eat it. :eek:

Sigh.. Why won't they let me rest in peace?
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its that big you would choke in your sleep if it went into your mouth :p
 
Big spiders don't go in your mouth when you sleep they have sex with your nostril.
 
If I see one I have to hunt it down and remove it (not kill it) before I can rest. I was watching tv one night last week when one lowered itself down by it's web from the light fitting above me, and stopped about 6 inches from my face. That made me jump :(
 
i was lying in bed one night and a massive spider appeared at the bottom of my bed and ran straight towards my face :(

i have never moved so fast :p
 
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