Having a brother tomorrow

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:29

Basically as title my mums off to hospital tomorrow to have her baby out and its a boy. Cant wait really, she never tells me the name until she has it so i got my fingers crossed that everything goes alright and ill tell you all what happens when i get an update

KNiVES · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:30

I had a brother once. It went well with a dash of parsnip.

V4NT0M · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:37

Induced?

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:39

Skyfall said:
Induced?

Hows laxatives gonna bring the baby out :confused:

mattheman · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:39

Skyfall said:
Induced?

yes it did it gave me the farts. btw what position do you think she was in at the time.
Just kidding, anyway you can get him to do things for you once he's older.

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:43

Im with you now i just googled induced.
Im not sure really my mum just said shes gonna have it out. As far as im aware there was only two ways the natural way with a damp cloth and the other way a zezerion.

nex20 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:43

Good luck, ask for the cord in a jar

[TW]Fox · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:45

Wow thats going to be some age gap :eek:

Greenlizard0 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:47

bakes0310 said:
Hows laxatives gonna bring the baby out

No not laxatives lol!

Hormones that cause the birthing mechanisms to start.

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:48

[TW]Fox;14829519 said:
Wow thats going to be some age gap

yep theres:
me 23
sister 21
brother 12
sister 1ish
new one tomorrow

mattheman · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:49

bakes0310 said:
yep theres:
me 23
sister 21
brother 12
sister 1ish
new one tomorrow

expect another one in 11 years time.

randal · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:50

[TW]Fox;14829519 said:
Wow thats going to be some age gap

Indeed, and I thought the 11 years between my brother and myself was big. Kinda cool having a kid brother though, especially as I've crafted him into a mini-me. Apart from the fact he's taller than me, and did better at his GCSEs than me...

...poxy kid brothers.

bakes0310 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:50

mattheman said:
expect another one in 11 years time.

oh yeah never noticed that, spooky

BaZ87 · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:50

I've got 4 spares if you don't fancy waiting until tomorrow.

randal · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:51

Another 11... even spookier.

mattheman · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:52

BaZ87 said:
I've got 4 spares if you don't fancy waiting until tomorrow.

can they cook and clean if so i can take 2 off your hands.

sigma · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:52

randal24 said:
Indeed, and I thought the 11 years between my brother and myself was big. Kinda cool having a kid brother though, especially as I've crafted him into a mini-me. Apart from the fact he's taller than me, and did better at his GCSEs than me...

...poxy kid brothers.

mjt · 6 Sep 2009 at 23:56

this reminds me of something someone told me at school..

if you want a baby brother, go to bed and **** your mother

V4NT0M · 7 Sep 2009 at 00:16

bakes0310 said:
Im with you now i just googled induced.
Im not sure really my mum just said shes gonna have it out. As far as im aware there was only two ways the natural way with a damp cloth and the other way a zezerion.

Heh, sounds a bit funny that she didn't say :confused:

To be honest the way you worded it one might think we live in some kind of designer baby society.

Deadbeat · 7 Sep 2009 at 00:18

When he's old enough to understand, you can tell him that when he was born, his face slid over your mother's clunge. I get away with telling my older brother and sister that all the time, because I was born caesarian. 'Course, if you weren't....