I <3 Americans

Having been to Orlando twelve times I can also attest top first hand knowledge of idiot Americans -

"Hi, where are you from"
"Scotland"
"Your English is pretty good for someone who speaks German as their first language"
"Eh?"
You speak German first"
"Why do you think that?"
"Well, Scotland is next to Germany isn't it, and you have blonde hair, blue eyes and look German so I guessed right didn't I?"
"Eh, no."
"Don't fool with me"
"Your doing a good job of that yourself"
"Don't lie"
"Okay then, Scotland is in a United Kingdom of four countries with Scotland, England, Ireland and Wales. We are an island nation and reside off the North-West Coast of Europe. Do you understand now?"
"Oh, so you're a commie from Russia?"

I gave up and walked away, there is no point in trying to talk sense to a complete idiot.
 
Better than the Spanish (well Canary Islands people) thinking that I'm either from Manchester (while I'm walking around wearing a Chelsea cap) or thinking I'm from Finland I suppose :D
 
rypt said:
Better than the Spanish (well Canary Islands people) thinking that I'm either from Manchester (while I'm walking around wearing a Chelsea cap) or thinking I'm from Finland I suppose :D
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How so, do you have to be from Chelsea to support Chelsea now? Could you identify regional accents from the Canary Isles?

Those yanks in the videos are far dafter.
 
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Raikiri said:
How so, do you have to be from Chelsea to support Chelsea now? Could you identify regional accents from the Canary Isles?

That yanks in the videos are far dafter.
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Well no, but I don't sound Finnish - and chances are a Chelsea supporter is not from Manchester
 
It's quite bad. From my experience, the US is a relatively introverted nation. The majority don't really understand how the rest of the world works.
 
Tefal said:
And without googleing where would you think a person wearing a City Chiefs shirt would be from?
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Kansas, I follow a bit of NFL :D
Not a fair example though, Chelsea are one of the largest clubs in the largest sport on the planet :/
 
PMKeates said:
It's quite bad. From my experience, the US is a relatively introverted nation. The majority don't really understand how the rest of the world works.
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its all "over there" hence they didnt bother entering the wars untill it came to them.
 
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