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CRUMBS ... millions of Brits have been injured by BISCUITS, new figures have revealed.
Research shows a staggering 500 people each year need hospital treatment after a biscuit-related injury.

And when it comes to the crunch it's the humble custard cream that poses the most risk to innocent dunkers.

It is estimated millions of Brits have become cookie casualties at some point.

A survey showed 29 per cent of adults say they have been splashed or scalded by hot drinks while dunking biscuits.

It also revealed 28 per cent have choked on crumbs while ten per cent have broken a tooth or filling biting a biccy.

Some of the incidents really take the biscuit with common injuries including people poking themselves in the eye or falling of their chair while reaching for a sweet tea-time fix.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...E-thats-Biscuit-Injury-Threat-Evaluation.html

i chose The Sun as reference to add more drama;)
 
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yea, my t-mobile one was quite clearly the wrong thread >.<

but I remember some other statistics from QI I think it was that said 1% or soemthing of all injuries were caused by doilies, I personally think this is selective evolution in play
 
That reminds me of an old internet rumour:

A woman is discovered sitting in her car in a grocery store parking lot with her hands held behind her head. A customer asks the woman if she's okay. She says that she's been shot in the back of the head and has been sitting there for more than an hour holding her hands over the wound to keep her brains from falling out.

Paramedics are called and they discover that what she thought was her brain is actually a huge wad of bread dough. They finally figured out that when she got into the driver's seat, a Pillsbury Biscuit can exploded from the groceries she had placed in the back seat and between the sound of the explosion and the sensation of something hitting her head, she thought she had been shot and also thought the dough was her brains falling out.
 
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That reminds me of an old internet rumour:

A woman is discovered sitting in her car in a grocery store parking lot with her hands held behind her head. A customer asks the woman if she's okay. She says that she's been shot in the back of the head and has been sitting there for more than an hour holding her hands over the wound to keep her brains from falling out.

Paramedics are called and they discover that what she thought was her brain is actually a huge wad of bread dough. They finally figured out that when she got into the driver's seat, a Pillsbury Biscuit can exploded from the groceries she had placed in the back seat and between the sound of the explosion and the sensation of something hitting her head, she thought she had been shot and also thought the dough was her brains falling out.
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strangely enough I thought of that story this morning, how very odd
 
Thought of Peter Kay 'Mum, quick get a spoon, me biscuits fallen in meh brew' lol

or the 'Hob nobs the Marines of biscuits' lol

:D
 
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