Haha, bet they have no idea.
His name's probably Peter Doe and he's driving around perfectly chuffed with his purchase
A male? In a Nissan Micra?
My mental image was an old man with big glasses, a moustache and excess nasal hair.

I usually deem anyone with a personal plate a complete ****er, yeah we don't care that your name is duncan or that you like m3's.
But man, thats epic.
Why lie, I do deem people with private plates complete ****ers?Nice generalisation there! I have a private plate which came with my car and I didn't see the point in paying to change it back. It's nice to know that if you saw me out in my car that you'd immediately brand me a ****er!
Why lie, I do deem people with private plates complete ****ers?
I wouldn't drive around with a plate on my car that said "M3 DUNC" or something. It shows how boring a person is, I want my number plates to be completely ignored, to blend in. A personal plate is like saying "I find number plates interesting" or "I want you to know I'm called duncan and I like M3s because I'm a boring ****er DURP DURP DURP"
Why lie, I do deem people with private plates complete ****ers?
I wouldn't drive around with a plate on my car that said "M3 DUNC" or something. It shows how boring a person is, I want my number plates to be completely ignored, to blend in. A personal plate is like saying "I find number plates interesting" or "I want you to know I'm called duncan and I like M3s because I'm a boring ****er DURP DURP DURP"
Why lie, I do deem people with private plates complete ****ers?
I wouldn't drive around with a plate on my car that said "M3 DUNC" or something. It shows how boring a person is, I want my number plates to be completely ignored, to blend in. A personal plate is like saying "I find number plates interesting" or "I want you to know I'm called duncan and I like M3s because I'm a boring ****er DURP DURP DURP"
Right I get it, you're a troll. Either that or you failed to see the point I was trying to make.
Yes, but the point I'm trying to make is how can I differentiate about the genuine personal plate boring banker type and the ones who have been burdened with them? See where I'm coming from, I'm guessing the people burdened with one count for less than 1% of the personal plate lot.
I see one and I'm instantly going to deem them a salad talker (the sort of person who talks about salad or something equally boring
for hours because he's a ****er)
Best way to make a number plate blend in is to get a german style one, pressed steel, white. Blends in so much better than yellow plastic. Which is what I've done, yellow ones seem to stick out way more.
So you've broken the law instead to blend in which would actually mean you're standing out a lot more as you look like someone from the dub brigade?

Yes, but the point I'm trying to make is how can I differentiate about the genuine personal plate boring banker type and the ones who have been burdened with them? See where I'm coming from, I'm guessing the people burdened with one count for less than 1% of the personal plate lot.
I see one and I'm instantly going to deem them a salad talker (the sort of person who talks about salad or something equally boring
for hours because he's a ****er)
Best way to make a number plate blend in is to get a german style one, pressed steel, white. Blends in so much better than yellow plastic. Which is what I've done, yellow ones seem to stick out way more.

Why lie, I do deem people with private plates complete ****ers?
I wouldn't drive around with a plate on my car that said "M3 DUNC" or something. It shows how boring a person is, I want my number plates to be completely ignored, to blend in. A personal plate is like saying "I find number plates interesting" or "I want you to know I'm called duncan and I like M3s because I'm a boring ****er DURP DURP DURP"