Caporegime
- Joined
- 13 May 2003
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- Warwickshire
Me and a friend were passing by these wiggers on the Circle Line at around 8pm last night when I heard one them comment on my choice of apparel (a panther black Gucci sleveless shirt).
I eyed these Eminem wanabees up and down calculating how much force would be required to snap the 10 inch pipes poking out of their white wifebeaters when i was jumped by 2 black guys wearing Hawaiian shirts (typical).
I was stunned to start off, not expecting the barrage of hits from behind and my friend just stood there opened mouthed not sure of what to do.
Luckily I'd read a thread on the basics of MMA the night before and so quickly tackled one guy to the floor and began pounding.
Thats when i heard one guy shout
"ain't nobody ****in with anyone in my camp"
and I was struck on the back of the head with a metal pole.
I staggered forward and grabbed the smallest guy in the gang using him as a human shield against the pole welding maniac. Once close enough i threw his battered body to the ground before unleashing a lethal uppercut to this one black guys face.
*KO*
Seeing the mutilated bodies of their three friends lying on the floor struggling to breathe, the others took it as a sign to run, leaving me to wipe the blood from my face and rob the unconscious men laying on the floor of their valuables.
:|
I went back this morning and got a screen capture from the CCTV to show to the Police. *warning graphic content*
I eyed these Eminem wanabees up and down calculating how much force would be required to snap the 10 inch pipes poking out of their white wifebeaters when i was jumped by 2 black guys wearing Hawaiian shirts (typical).
I was stunned to start off, not expecting the barrage of hits from behind and my friend just stood there opened mouthed not sure of what to do.
Luckily I'd read a thread on the basics of MMA the night before and so quickly tackled one guy to the floor and began pounding.
Thats when i heard one guy shout
"ain't nobody ****in with anyone in my camp"
and I was struck on the back of the head with a metal pole.
I staggered forward and grabbed the smallest guy in the gang using him as a human shield against the pole welding maniac. Once close enough i threw his battered body to the ground before unleashing a lethal uppercut to this one black guys face.
*KO*
Seeing the mutilated bodies of their three friends lying on the floor struggling to breathe, the others took it as a sign to run, leaving me to wipe the blood from my face and rob the unconscious men laying on the floor of their valuables.
:|
I went back this morning and got a screen capture from the CCTV to show to the Police. *warning graphic content*
