Them laugh out loud moments

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No1newts

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I have a guy running some jobs for me in one of the stores that my company owns and I have just received a call a couple of minutes ago.

The guy has locked the keys in the stores office and rather than thinking about things he has gone rambo and caved in the door, the frame and almost everything else you can damage and by the sounds of it has caused a fair bit of damage.

He could have called me and asked me and I could have got a locksmith out, told him the trick of opening the door without they keys or anything else but he decided to go ballastic on the door instead in wild panic :D

Feel sorry for the guy, especially when he gets half the bill for the door which is what the company charges you for doing something stupid like that, but I could not help myself but laugh down the phone at him and I am still laughing now.

Anyone else had any of those moments today or recently? :p
 
Brilliant.

One of the lads jumping in the window the other day , after having a faag. Managed to trip regain balance, re-trip and hit just about everything on the way down rolled a few times. Yet still managed to hold his can of red bull upright. He was in some pain for a while though.

Me and a few others were also in pain aswell :p
 
what is this laugh AT loud?

I'm amazed by all the misquotes/chinese whispers that appear on this forum ...... it's "laugh OUT loud"
 
definitely when my 3 year old nephew was convinced by my 12 year old niece that it would be fun to jump on me.....

was hilarious (for them) until he decided to do one big jump

He stood on the sofa next to me going "im gonna jump reaaaaalll high auntie kaz hehehe"

he jumped....missed and flew over the top of me..hit the arm of the sofa, landed onto my mums handbag and went rolling across the floor HAHAHA

for the first few seconds i panicked thinking he'd burst into tears before i proceed to lmao......he didn't he went all shy and went to his mum and said "ooops!" :D
 
When we had loads of snow last time (When was it? Start of the year I think) and I was leaving my old flat, driving very slowly down the road, I saw a man walking his dog across the road. He slipped and landed on his dog.

Many laughs were had.
 
I remember falling over outside Morrison's once. There was a little kid, maybe about 2 or 3, and his slightly older brother walking along the wall next to their (presumably) dad. The older kid (about 5) decided to rhyme on the spot, and came out with "fee fi fo fum, I'm coming up your bum" - I went down like a sack of potatoes.
 
I lal'd when a guy at school attempted to jump down a massive flight of steps by holding onto the 2 banisters and leaning as far forward as possible then jumping. We had all attempted it but never quite made it in 1 jump.

He leaned forward but then his hands slipped and he went down the stairs like a human toboggan :D.
 
I had a great moment at work the other day, stacking shelves in tescos, two chavs walk past and one knocks the others flat peak off, he says
"Oh don't blud, that is worth more than your phone and ****"
I had to restrain myself like "don't laugh, don't laugh" and run out into the warehouse where I near ****ed myself laughing, i couldn't stop for 10 minutes, absolutely in tears holding my sides on the floor.
 
Well.. my computer's been in bits all over the floor recently and the base unit itself still resides there. The easiest position for me to be in as I'm constantly moving about is in the squat position.

I stooped up slightly, then fell backwards returning to the squat position, testicle first onto the rim of my bin. It hurt like hell and I fell into a near fetal position. Cue my housemate laughing his head off..
 
Janesy_B was giving me a lift back from an OcUK Motors meet and we were going through some little village place, we both saw up ahead on the other side of the road a kid on his bike approaching the road from a side path down a slight slope. There was a barrier at the edge of the road (to stop people coming out from the path and onto the road), the kid approached it, slowed down...skidded, hit the barrier and ended up in a heap on the floor with his bike...both of us burst out laughing and couldn't stop for the next 10-20 mins...good times.
 
I had a good'un the other day.

Stuck in traffic on the way back from Cribbs, and theres a family walking on the pavement next to me. Mum with a push chair and 3 kids, one of the kids (toddler, 4/5 maybe) runs ahead of them about 10 yards and faceplants HARD. Absolutely destroyed me, made even worse by the fact im sat in a car 10 feet from them stuck in traffic cracking up.
 
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