Them laugh out loud moments

In the pub last night just as a song ended, someone said "1 in five babies bounce higher then the point from which you drop them"
As everyone turned to look at them his mate said " what? its a scientific fact!"

I was in stitches, but then i was rather drunk... :D
 
Chris1712 said:
I had a good'un the other day.

Stuck in traffic on the way back from Cribbs, and theres a family walking on the pavement next to me. Mum with a push chair and 3 kids, one of the kids (toddler, 4/5 maybe) runs ahead of them about 10 yards and faceplants HARD. Absolutely destroyed me, made even worse by the fact im sat in a car 10 feet from them stuck in traffic cracking up.
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I have a few of these, doubt anyone here would get them though.

Most recent one was "Kitchen Gun" - search it on Youtube if you must. Made me laugh so much I had tears streaming down my face.
 
Deadbeat said:
I remember falling over outside Morrison's once. There was a little kid, maybe about 2 or 3, and his slightly older brother walking along the wall next to their (presumably) dad. The older kid (about 5) decided to rhyme on the spot, and came out with "fee fi fo fum, I'm coming up your bum" - I went down like a sack of potatoes.
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You "went down" after a little boy innocuously spouted some sexual innuendo?


:p
 
Tute said:
I have a few of these, doubt anyone here would get them though.

Most recent one was "Kitchen Gun" - search it on Youtube if you must. Made me laugh so much I had tears streaming down my face.
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Just youtube'd it, that is awesome :D

Didn't realise Peter Serafinowicz has his own show! He was so good in Spaced and in Black Books :)

And now... new Toilet Grenade!! :D :cool:
 
My Frank staffy dog makes me laugh the most.
Yesterday he decided he would try to eat Mint green emulsion paint out of the roller tray whilst I made the Builders a Tea. :D It seems he couldn't get a bite on it as he stuck his paw in the tray to hold it still whilst he munched. :p
Frank was a Black & white & Mint green staffy yesterday & there was mint green paw prints Everywhere. :p
He got 2 hours Solitary for that as he gets a bit Lairy when I/we Laugh at him. :D

Another time he broke into my shower & ate my Imperial leather. :D
I didn't know owt about it until he went out & sicked half a bar back up & for the rest of the day he Crapped Yellow poop. :D
 
Chris1712 said:
I had a good'un the other day.

Stuck in traffic on the way back from Cribbs, and theres a family walking on the pavement next to me. Mum with a push chair and 3 kids, one of the kids (toddler, 4/5 maybe) runs ahead of them about 10 yards and faceplants HARD. Absolutely destroyed me, made even worse by the fact im sat in a car 10 feet from them stuck in traffic cracking up.
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Faceplants rule.

Unless you do it yourself, of course.
 
Me and GF went to a zoo the other week and were in the insect house. They had spiders in there and behind us we heard a little voice say 'Ooh, that's hairy - like Daddy'.
We had to run off and LOL.
 
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