Strangers

Soldato
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Hi all, I was wondering if you've ever had a stranger just tag a long with you.

I had this done today as I was waiting for the train to go to my Uni induction. I got to the station and waited along side a nice lady who looked like she was on the way to work, and looked about 24-25.

However there was problems down the train line due to a 'points' failure and trains were delayed. The train operator guys told us to go to a different station near by and try from there. So most of the people listened and headed there.

This lady then just was stood near the exit of the station and just came up to me and said if I was headed there, and asked if she could tag along, as she was new to the city. I said worryingly sure. I didn't really make much conversation she asked what I did, and I asked the same, and asked where she was from and she said down south. But damn she was quite a hotty.

I just had it in the back of my head this lady doesn't know me, she's trusted me to lead her the way to the train station, I mean. I could have been anyone, done anything (which I didn't). To cut long story short, I got her to where she wanted and she didn't even say thanks. She just kind of walked off haha.

Has this ever happened to any of you? A stranger trusting you to 'lead the way?'
 
Clearly she wanted you to smash her pasty. You didn't offer to oblige, so she 'just walked off'. You fail at being picked up. Better luck next time. :p
 
Clearly she wanted you to smash her pasty. You didn't offer to oblige, so she 'just walked off'. You fail at being picked up. Better luck next time. :p

I never looked at it like that. I'm an Asian Pakistani, and she was a white women, British not foreign, didn't really think it was that. I just wanted to be nice :(
 
Yeah I've had people ask me for directions a couple of times when walking to/from uni, I often walk alone which I guess makes me more approachable than a group of people?

I don't know many road names at all though so if it's not too far out of my way I'll just take them there myself rather than try and explain. Sometimes the conversation is a bit dry/awkward, but I've also chatted to a few really nice people as well so it's all good :)
 
Whats smash her pasty ? are you saying the womens virgina looks like a pasty if show me one that looks like that please.

ps.Bear with me im old.
 
It's an OcUKism, and not necessarily mutually exclusive. :p

It wouldn't sound out of place in A Clockwork Orange:

"The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence and lashings of pasty smashing."


Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
 
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