Suggest reasons why it's great to be a guy...

[luanswan2002]

No periods. Period.
Pee sitting down? Don't make me laugh.
No menopause.
Better at sports.

 

[GravyMonster]

Misogyny in 3... 2... 1...

 

[Tummy]

I can sleep with different women, and not get labeled a ****. "just doing what men do"

 

[998cc]

We get to **** things

 

[krooton]

Standing to pee is only beneficial when in public venues or outside.

Sitting is actually > than standing to pee.

 

[Gaz1988]

Becasue in general, men are better in life - at everything.

 

[Tummy]

I lose my aim when I've had a drink, so standing to pee sometimes isn't all it's made out to be.

Anyway, men have more time to devote to the good things in life, because we don't spend our life, washing, cooking and cleaning

 

[krooton]

Becasue in general, men are better in life - at everything.

Multiple orgasms and having breasts withstanding

 

[Substance]

thread full of fags,

Women are greater than men in bed and making pies, that's all that counts

Go and be men together I will happily spend time with the women

 

[D5T]

Women look naff with facial hair. Men look like bikers, terrorists, thugs, pirates etc.
We don't watch our weight constantly.
We eat meat followed by meat and a generous side of meat = win

 

[meghatronic]

Multiple orgasms.

 

[antijoke]

We eat meat followed by meat and a generous side of meat = win

Hahahahaha, me and the missus had salad last night mine consisted of:

Scotched egg
Pork pie
Cocktail sausages
Quiche
Pickled Onions
Ham
NO green on the plate



She did actually say I was just having a meat feast.

 

[Admiral Huddy]

better at doing one thing well, rather than multi-tasking and making poor job of all of it plus it's just great to look a female legs in heels on a hot summer day.

 

[D5T]

She did actually say I was just having a meat feast.

Proper bloke conduct there. Congrats on being awesome.

 

[KNiVES]

We don't have to give birth. Apparently it's one of the most painful experiences a human being can go through.

 

[malfunkshun]

better at doing one thing well, rather than multi-tasking and making poor job of all of it

Yup yup
Women can multitask (they claim) but the end result tends to be many jobs done poorly (and needing to be re-done by men) instead of one job done well

 

[tisonlyme]

Seriously, what's up with all the woman-bashing lately? Have you nothing better to talk about? :/

 

[knowledge123]

You get to say 'I can settle this with my ****'

 

[malfunkshun]

We don't have to give birth. Apparently it's one of the most painful experiences a human being can go through.

They would say that, how would we know?

 

[jas72]

Multiple orgasms and having breasts withstanding

You'd like breasts?



Breasts would be a nightmare to have. Sports and running spring to mind.

Sweat rashes under boobs etc. Not big enough/one bigger than the other. Breast cancer.

As much as I like breasts no way would I want to have any.

I think having a penis is great though and I can never get pregnant