If a woman chooses to emphasise her cleavage...

tisonlyme · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:28

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
you know what you and other womenfolk are like with counting out pennies

I don't carry change, so no

998cc · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:29

Next time flick a skittle down there and ask to reach in and find it.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:31

tisonlyme said:
I don't carry change, so no

Please pass on your wisdom to the rest of your gender!

Flibster · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:32

Looking is fine.
Sticking head between them and going 'wubblewubblewubble' is not.

konicky · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:32

As has been discussed on this forum before, women only want men they might sleep with to take a look. Anyone else is a pervert!

HamZilla · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:33

tisonlyme said:
She wanted you to look. It's ok to look, but don't make it too obvious and remember to refrain from drooling

This is coming from a woman!

Its official, we have full security clearance. GO GO GO(not to the internetz)!!!

KaHn · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:33

KaHn

mac1st3 · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:38

Slap her in the face with your penis then scream that she was molesting you, see how she likes it

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:44

mac1st3 said:
Slap her in the face with your penis then scream that she was molesting you, see how she likes it

The counter is a bit high. I'd probably fall if I was swinging my penis about with the intention of slapping her in the face with it with my trousers round my ankles.

I wonder if I could put that down as a work related injury?

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 14:46

It's right to look but it's bad form to get caught. Standard boob etiquette.

Father Ted · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:10

Bet you felt a right tit ..... and a left too given half a chance.

WillyNelson · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:11

Voltar said:
Put something in a shop window and people will look at it.

Genius! Next time I get caught looking that's going to be my comeback line

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:23

Of course what is worse is when say a university aged student come in wearing something all "showy" accompanied by her mum (usually only as a walking bank machine), and her mum catches you glancing at her daughters chest.

Sucks when that happens.

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:27

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Of course what is worse is when say a university aged student come in wearing something all "showy" accompanied by her mum (usually only as a walking bank machine), and her mum catches you glancing at her daughters chest.

Sucks when that happens.

You should congratulate her on producing such a fine pair of breasts on a daughter who doesn't mind showing them off.

HamZilla · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:28

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Of course what is worse is when say a university aged student come in wearing something all "showy" accompanied by her mum (usually only as a walking bank machine), and her mum catches you glancing at her daughters chest.

Meh, jealous.

Anim · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:30

Or ask her mum to get em on display too, to see if its worth it in the long run.

HamZilla · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:31

Have you tried offering "ShallI bag your baps for you?" yet Lapin?

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:32

Anim said:
Or ask her mum to get em on display too, to see if its worth it in the long run.

MattTheTall77 · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:32

C.P said:
Next time flick a skittle down there and ask to reach in and find it.

haha made me laugh

As for the mother thing, yep been caught that way too lol

LeJosh · 30 Sep 2009 at 15:33

Just stare at them and shout boobies in a less than informed delinquent.

You will gain 5 OcUK points for doing so.