GRRRRRAAAARRRGGH!!!!!

knip said:
So your thread title should be "GRRRRRAAAARRRGGH!!!!! MY WOMAN!!!"

Because not every woman on the planet has treated you badly and run off with your cousin.
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I had a little chuckle when I red this but then after I composed myself I realised, well, you are a woman after all... How could you not try ;)
 
Smash her best mates [as many of her best mates as you can find] pasties in as you can find, even the score :cool:

[or just accept that she is a lying harpy whore and write the whole lot off as a bad experience]
 
Get out of Dodge and give them the silent treatment for as long as possible. Keeping your dignity is key here. If you react by busting his face in then the twerp will probably inform the police. If he is shaddy enough to go behind your back he will probably be more than willing to grass you up to the Cops. + to the on seeing eye, it will make you the topdog. Everyone will sympathise, it would be no good to read in the paper how some jelous man broke his girls face in with a hammer. Delete all contacts, emails, facebook and so... surrounding her existence. Considering you were so for her it will take a long time to get over but it will happen. Believe me i know, lets just say iam an expert in this field. Head up champ, these are just words you will be scanning over atm. But hopefully they will hit home soon.
 
PiKe said:
Because "I'm cheating on you" is much more final than, "I don't think it's working, it's not you it's me.... blah blah blah". "BUT I CAN CHANGE!"
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Its a sad state of affairs if someone has to resort to shagging someone else in order to break up with someone. Complete lack of respect.
 
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knip said:
So your thread title should be "GRRRRRAAAARRRGGH!!!!! MY WOMAN!!!"

Because not every woman on the planet has treated you badly and run off with your cousin.
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Not every woman? so you are suggesting that MOST women will have run off with his cousin.. damn his cousin gets around..




oh, and breaking windows... not smart... no matter how annoyed you get..
 
Pics of GF (since it no longer matters to you :p) so we can decide how to proceed?
 
This really is the worst forum I've seen when it comes to relationship advice. I've genuinely seen better and more intelligent responses on 4chan.
 
Ceryndrion said:
oh, and breaking windows... not smart... no matter how annoyed you get..
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Ill phone some-one to fix it later. Im going to have a bonfire with all her stuff shes left here, and the clothes shes bought me. Allready deleted her of my phone and facebook, and also deleted my cousin, who, in my eyes, is no longer my cousin!
 
Lysander said:
This really is the worst forum I've seen when it comes to relationship advice. I've genuinely seen better and more intelligent responses on 4chan.
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I LOL'd because it's true :cool:

Don't do a bonfire - give it all to charity instead. At least then you can feel that someone, somewhere, might have benefited in a wholly altruistic way from the whole thing...

[well, it might help...]
 
Lysander said:
This really is the worst forum I've seen when it comes to relationship advice. I've genuinely seen better and more intelligent responses on 4chan.
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Well sod off to a relationship forum then! You can't expect a load of bored geeks to give sensible advice can you?
 
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