If a woman chooses to emphasise her cleavage...

Just wear sunglasses so she wont see u looking at them :rolleyes::D

Not the way I look:

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From wholefitness.com:

Looking at Breasts is Healthy

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.


"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
 
lol, well, what fails for others may work for some :p

but yea, I hate it when my mind completely drifts off and I'm staring into space, only to have that "space" become occupied with breasts without me noticing, they then assume you've been letching all along :/

And the number of times at work, girls have come in with low cut tops and the whole time you're thinking "don't look don't look don't look don't look " else you'll get sacked for perving, but then it's just sod's law, you look everywhere but, but it's sadly innevitable :/

That's another potential use for it - to gain an advantage over men in the modern workplace.
 
So...if I stare at boobs for an hour a day, I'll live 30 years longer?

I think I could manage that onerous task, considering the benefits.

It's a shame that report is rubbish, but it's good for some laughs.
 
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