huge 8 legged beast under the bed

zooankski

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Mrs saw it and i trapped it in a glass.Went to get something to put under the glass and when i came back she was trying to run the glass up the wall and towards the window, needless to say it has escaped and made it's way under my bed. Now i don't mind spiders too much but this thing is huge and i am leaving it to her to catch it again!
This is not the biggest i have seen in my house but pretty close and now my mrs is saying she cannot find it! great:eek: why did she not just wait until i found something to put under the glass??????, i just do not get it.
 
Greenlizard0 said:
Spiders don't even bite and aren't toxic in this country. I don't understand why men are scared of them.
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Some spiders can bite and if you are allergic then its not fun :p

I remember once about 8 years ago i was woken up at 7am by the GF screaming for me to come into the bathroom... the dog was sat there watching her on the loo.... the dogs face was puffed up like rockys face after 10 rounds with apollo creed!

A swift trip to the vets followed and the best explination he could give was a "spider bite... probably a large household spider" that she had reacted badly to.

:eek:
 
It's only the real aggressive ones that attack you as you attempt to catch them but I see you've not encountered one of these.. yet..
 
Tonyator said:
Agreed... OcUK seem really girly about spiders...
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My friends the best. He actually checks around his room before he goes to sleep, to make sure they aren't near him.

I want to put a spider on his head when he is sleeping... and waking him up. The screams.... they would please me. :D
 
Dark_Angel said:
My friends the best. He actually checks around his room before he goes to sleep, to make sure they aren't near him.

I want to put a spider on his head when he is sleeping... and waking him up. The screams.... they would please me. :D
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1) Do it
2) Record it
3) Post it on Ocuk
4) ?????
5) Profit
 
Ross1234 said:
Kill it with fire!
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update-she has just hairsprayed it in to the next life, apparently it was sitting in my odd sock pile under my side of the bed:eek:
Now the funniest phobia in my household is my mrs one of frogs! (considering she is french it is quite amuzing!) where can i find a frog in a hurry?:D
 
zooankski said:
update-she has just hairsprayed it in to the next life, apparently it was sitting in my odd sock pile under my side of the bed:eek:
Now the funniest phobia in my household is my mrs one of frogs! (considering she is french it is quite amuzing!) where can i find a frog in a hurry?:D
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France
 
A few months back i had one under my pillow about the size of a five pound note....did make me jump a bit.Was first spider i saw in the room for like 2 years or so heh maybe it ate the smaller ones.:)
 
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