If you had the chance to "knock out" 3 well-known people who would it be???

[toon_mad]

Mine would be:

1) dennis wise - ratboy
2) harry redknapp - makes me cringe
3) Russell brand - freak!

I Many more, but keep it to 3

 

[Van Hellseek]

Alan Carr x 3

 

[MikeHunt79]

Could I use a keyboard?

1) Dawn Porter
2) Everyone involved with X-factor...
3) Jeremy Kyle

 

[Dewotter]

John Cena x3

 

[meghatronic]

Gordon Brown - for ******* the country
Steve Jobs - for 'inventing' stuff that's been around for years

I'll reserve the 3rd.

 

[mac1st3]

Russell Brand
Pete Dougherty
Mika

 

[toon_mad]

Could I use a keyboard?

wrap rusty nails around it if it helps

 

[arknor]

simon cowell
lady gaga
sharon osborne

 

[.one.]

Them three ******* on top gear .

 

[Mr Doovde]

Alan Carr x 3

Just out of interest Seek, why Alan Carr?

I think I might go for:

1) Oompa Loompas for being sadistic little gits (well the ones in the original movie for sure). I know they aren't real , but they are well known.

2) Jeremy Kyle

3) Cherie Blair

 

[topgun06]

Russell Brand
Pete Dougherty
Mika

Id go with them!

 

[^TANK^]

Kerry Katona
Gordon Brown
Jack Osbourne

 

[digipeep]

Harriet Harmon
Alex Ferguson
Jordan

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Cokehead Katona
Vanessa Feltz
Anthony Wirral Thomson

 

[Kristoph]

Fern Britton and Philip Schofield

Anne Robinson.

I don't usually punch women. How about elbows?

 

[Cybermyk]

Noel Edmonds
Kanye West
Steven Seagal

 

[marc2003]

i've already disposed of jade goody without arousing any suspicion. it's chris moyles and pete doherty next.

 

[Viper²]

3 isn't enough.

 

[Angilion]

Harriet Harman

Gordon Brown

Harriet Harman again.

 

[Azagoth]

Piers Morgan
Gordon Brown
Marcus Brigstocke

Just swap "knock out" for brutally slay with various sharp implements.