So be it... so be it... ¬.¬
Fighting - What is the best Guard?
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So be it... so be it... ¬.¬
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Personally I've never worried much about defence as it comes Natural to an Alpha male such as myself. Bit of duck & weave then straight in for the blood shots, Once they are bleeding or an eye is hanging out they pretty much give up & then you can have your fun. Anybody proper lairy I just wait till they aren't looking & jump on the side of them wrapping my legs around them like a Boa constrictor whilst I knaw there ear off, Last resort really as this gets Proper messy as ears just won't stop bleeding & it gets everywhere. 
Mind you the claret all down my England shirt shows up really well & it never fails to pull a drunk doris for some jitty style pasty smashing on the way home.
Mind you the claret all down my England shirt shows up really well & it never fails to pull a drunk doris for some jitty style pasty smashing on the way home.
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It depends, if you are a keyboard warrior you should already know like most on here, if not then curl up in the foetal position.
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One Hit, One Kill.
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I favour the Chewbacca Defence.
It just doesnt make no sense! ha ha
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My wings ........
They are like a shield of steel.
They are like a shield of steel.
No Luck, Just Skill.
Personally I've never worried much about defence as it comes Natural to an Alpha male such as myself. Bit of duck & weave then straight in for the blood shots, Once they are bleeding or an eye is hanging out they pretty much give up & then you can have your fun. Anybody proper lairy I just wait till they aren't looking & jump on the side of them wrapping my legs around them like a Boa constrictor whilst I knaw there ear off, Last resort really as this gets Proper messy as ears just won't stop bleeding & it gets everywhere.
Mind you the claret all down my England shirt shows up really well & it never fails to pull a drunk doris for some jitty style pasty smashing on the way home.
Just get naked and try to hug / wrestle with them
Might help to sing anything by Elton John as you do so.
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Holding the detonator to the explosives strapped to your waist would be pretty effective I'd imagine.
What's he guarding? His whole penile area is exposed.The "Batting stance" guard tbh
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