Potential *squeel like a girl* moments?

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When you return home at night, sit down only to feel something fall from your head on to your neck!

I captured the bugger though.

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I didn't kill it with fire, punch its ovaries or nuke it from orbit though, I set it free -_-
 
Well so am I so therefore it = big!

And no, I said potential, not actually squeeled!
 
I was terrified in Korea when a **** off black and yellow spider with a body about 2" long landed my face. I didn't scream like a girl (although I did swear quite a bit), so please surrender your testicles to the guard at the gate.
 
:( That reminds me, there's a massive 'spiderfly' on my wall a few metres away. Will have to get rid of it, or I won't be able to sleep.
 
I feel for you mrk!

I get freaked out by spiders, and I'm 6ft 6 and a brick **** house.

erugh, just erugh.
 
Sitting in a little restaurant in Bangkok I noticed lots of cockroaches scurrying about up the walls, round the furniture and between my feet

I didn't scream but a girl sitting close by did when one ran up her skirt :D
 
mac1st3 said:
bless, it's so cute and small :) you could keep it as a pet in a matchbox ;)
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Okay now I don't know whats gayer... thinking a tiny spider is cute and that it's an ideal pet or the fact it could be an appropriate moment to squeal upon seeing it :p
 
mrk said:
When you return home at night, sit down only to feel something fall from your head on to your neck!
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Mate, that doesn't even qualify for small.... recently I had to pull my shed out to replace the roof on it, there were spiders as big as your average mouse lurking round there!
 
I almost had a spider land on my head a few months ago when I was watching something at my PC. I rolled back a few feet in my chair, and in the light of my monitor saw a spider dangling where my head was just a few seconds previously.
 
jimbobaggies said:
Mate, that doesn't even qualify for small.... recently I had to pull my shed out to replace the roof on it, there were spiders as big as your average mouse lurking round there!
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I hate going in my shed after some of the spiders I've seen living in there. I'd squash them but I fear it would just anger most of them :(
 
Marky said:
Okay now I don't know whats gayer... thinking a tiny spider is cute and that it's an ideal pet or the fact it could be an appropriate moment to squeal upon seeing it :p
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hehe I meant it in the manly sense of I keep arachnids as pets instead of traditional animals >.> yea....manly, now I'll just go eat some bricks being the man that I am <.<
 
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